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    Posted on Sep 23, 2015

    24 Things You Can Sympathise With If You've Ever Been Broke In London

    Look at all the glorious things I could do. Shame I can't afford any of it.

    1. London wages seem a lot, but then you factor in how much it costs to buy a simple vodka orange centrally and it doesn't seem like so much anymore.

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    2. First there's rent, which seems to wipe out half of your wage as soon as you get paid.

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    Is that figure the year it was built or like, actual rent?

    3. Before pay day, you start fretting over whether you can actually afford rent this month.

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    For the same price you can probably get a castle up north, but ~London~.

    4. You promise yourself you'll find somewhere cheaper to live ASAP.

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    Easier said than done. Have you got a spare six months?

    5. Topping up your Oyster manually makes travelling anywhere a nightmare your bank balance has to keep living.

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    Wait, is there money on this thing?

    6. You take the bus because the tube is a luxury that can only be used on or just after pay day.

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    7. Towards the end of the month, you might have to actually walk because topping up your Oyster just isn't happening.

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    8. You praise Jesus on the days your bus is a new Routemaster so you can sneak onto the back without actually paying.

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    9. But you know the devil is real when an inspector gets on and asks to see all valid Oyster cards and travel tickets.

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    Lol well here's the thing...

    10. Living further out than zone two becomes a problem when you work centrally and can't actually afford to get in.

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    11. In fact, living anywhere further than zone two just becomes an issue full stop.

    @jwbarwise1 Living in zone 5 has the same effect.

    I CAN'T EVEN WALK INTO CENTRAL WITHOUT IT TAKING HALF MY LIFE.

    12. You're forced to go to easyGym because you legit can't afford to go anywhere else.

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    LA (extortionately expensive) Fitness, amirite?

    13. Going to the cinema means going to the Peckhamplex because, despite the sticky floors, £4.99 for a ticket is a godsend.

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    14. You're surrounded by amazing attractions all the time, but actually going to them has to be seriously thought through.

    London is hilarious because I CAN'T AFFORD TO DO ANYTHING

    There's only so many times I can visit the Natural History Museum, but can I ~really~ afford going somewhere that will charge me to get in?

    15. There a million amazing places to eat in London. It's just a shame you can't afford any of them.

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    The Ivy is a bit out of my price range. How about Nando's?

    16. If you do eat out somewhere nice, you instinctively look for the cheapest thing on the menu.

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    "I'll just have the tap water. I'm watching my figure."

    17. If you ever go out on the King's Road, you savour one drink for a good hour because getting two means beans on toast for the rest of the week.

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    18. And if you find yourself anywhere in Mayfair, you accept that tap water is as far as this night is going.

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    19. You feel incredibly awkward when people suggest doing rounds and have to subtly get yourself out of that deal.

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    Sure, we can do rounds. Can I buy mine in several instalments or nah?

    20. If you go somewhere like Ministry of Sound, you have to strategically decide how much you can actually spend.

    "@Mixmag: Have you ever spent $600,000 at a club?..." Well, the drinks are expensive in Ministry of Sound...

    21. On top of that, you then have to decide how you're going to spend your allotted allowance for the night.

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    OK so £18 to get in leaves me approximately £2 to get drunk. Brilliant.

    22. And also how you're going to get home, because Uber is out of the question.

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    Do I have money on my Oyster for the night bus? How far is it to walk exactly?

    23. Despite all that, living in London is still pretty great.

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    Nowhere else in the country can even compare. Sorry Manchester.

    24. And 90% of people are in the same boat anyway.

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    We're all in this together!

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