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24 Questions For Fans Of Game Of Thrones From Someone Who Just Doesn't Get It

Jon Snow isn't the only one that knows nothing.

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1. Why was playing Runescape such a taboo in school but this dungeons and dragons business isn't frowned upon as adults?

The same people that ripped everyone who played sword games in the playground at school now watch this. #JUSTSAYING
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The same people that ripped everyone who played sword games in the playground at school now watch this. #JUSTSAYING

2. Can I emotionally attach myself to somebody or will they just die?

Ned? At the beginning? That was just mean.
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Ned? At the beginning? That was just mean.

3. Come to think of it, how does the show continue when everybody's basically dead?

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Are there any characters left to actually continue the show?

4. Why is winter, like a 21-year-old, always coming?

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Come already or give up.

5. Why is there all this fighting to sit on a throne that’s so hard it’ll probably give you piles?

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Give me a La-Z-Boy any day tbh.

6. How do you pronounce this ruthless bitch's name?

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Day-ah-who-now?

7. Is Hodor just Hagrid or nah?

Kind of an insult to Hagrid though...
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Kind of an insult to Hagrid though...

8. Why is it perfectly acceptable to just drop your breeches and shag your sister?

Some people just take it too damn far.
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Some people just take it too damn far.

9. More than once...

Once wasn't enough? You had to go back for more?
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Once wasn't enough? You had to go back for more?

10. And to have three children as a result of the affair...

Why are we still watching at this point?
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Why are we still watching at this point?

11. If you're not engaging in coitus with your sister, why is it acceptable to pimp her out instead?

"Go, sister, marry this here gentleman who doesn't speak a word of our language."
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"Go, sister, marry this here gentleman who doesn't speak a word of our language."

12. For a throne...

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"I want me a throne, marry him I said!"

13. Why should I care what the silver-haired one does with her dragons?

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14. What's with all the naked people?

There are particular sites on the internet for things of this nature and it's not when we're having family time.
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There are particular sites on the internet for things of this nature and it's not when we're having family time.

15. Why is a little toerag like Joffrey allowed to cause so much shit?

#PoorNed
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#PoorNed

16. Is Season 4 a completely unacceptable time to still not understand a damn thing?

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Just nod, pretend you know what's happening. It works for everything else in life.

17. What's with all the men and no dicks thing?

"You did wrong? Soz mate, your dick's gotta come off."
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"You did wrong? Soz mate, your dick's gotta come off."

18. Actually, what's with the whole "Let's chop something off for punishment" deal?

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Heads. Dicks. Just stop and throw them in prison.

19. What's the deal with the Red Wedding?

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There was a shit-ton of mercy left in the world after this happened because clearly none of it was used for this scene.

20. Was one ray of happiness too much to extend?

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Just one bit of happiness. Give us something to cling to.

21. Does George R. R. Martin just hate Catelyn?

Did George have an ex-girlfriend called Catelyn he just wanted to badmouth and it got out of hand?
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Did George have an ex-girlfriend called Catelyn he just wanted to badmouth and it got out of hand?

22. Seriously, why not just rename it Game of Thrones: Catelyn Watches Her Entire Family Die?

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Poor sod doesn't have any luck.

23. Can't the women just catch a break in general?

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24. And finally how, after five damn seasons, does Jon Snow still know nothing?

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Although tbh I still don't have a clue either.