24 Questions For Fans Of Game Of Thrones From Someone Who Just Doesn't Get It

Jon Snow isn't the only one that knows nothing.

1. Why was playing Runescape such a taboo in school but this dungeons and dragons business isn't frowned upon as adults?

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The same people that ripped everyone who played sword games in the playground at school now watch this. #JUSTSAYING

2. Can I emotionally attach myself to somebody or will they just die?

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Ned? At the beginning? That was just mean.

3. Come to think of it, how does the show continue when everybody's basically dead?

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Are there any characters left to actually continue the show?

4. Why is winter, like a 21-year-old, always coming?

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Come already or give up.

5. Why is there all this fighting to sit on a throne that’s so hard it’ll probably give you piles?

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Give me a La-Z-Boy any day tbh.

6. How do you pronounce this ruthless bitch's name?

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Day-ah-who-now?

7. Is Hodor just Hagrid or nah?

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Kind of an insult to Hagrid though...

8. Why is it perfectly acceptable to just drop your breeches and shag your sister?

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Some people just take it too damn far.

9. More than once...

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Once wasn't enough? You had to go back for more?

10. And to have three children as a result of the affair...

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Why are we still watching at this point?

11. If you're not engaging in coitus with your sister, why is it acceptable to pimp her out instead?

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"Go, sister, marry this here gentleman who doesn't speak a word of our language."

12. For a throne...

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"I want me a throne, marry him I said!"

13. Why should I care what the silver-haired one does with her dragons?

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14. What's with all the naked people?

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There are particular sites on the internet for things of this nature and it's not when we're having family time.

15. Why is a little toerag like Joffrey allowed to cause so much shit?

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#PoorNed

16. Is Season 4 a completely unacceptable time to still not understand a damn thing?

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Just nod, pretend you know what's happening. It works for everything else in life.

17. What's with all the men and no dicks thing?

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"You did wrong? Soz mate, your dick's gotta come off."

18. Actually, what's with the whole "Let's chop something off for punishment" deal?

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Heads. Dicks. Just stop and throw them in prison.

19. What's the deal with the Red Wedding?

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There was a shit-ton of mercy left in the world after this happened because clearly none of it was used for this scene.

20. Was one ray of happiness too much to extend?

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Just one bit of happiness. Give us something to cling to.

21. Does George R. R. Martin just hate Catelyn?

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Did George have an ex-girlfriend called Catelyn he just wanted to badmouth and it got out of hand?

22. Seriously, why not just rename it Game of Thrones: Catelyn Watches Her Entire Family Die?

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Poor sod doesn't have any luck.

23. Can't the women just catch a break in general?

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24. And finally how, after five damn seasons, does Jon Snow still know nothing?

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Although tbh I still don't have a clue either.