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yall dont think i read replies to my tweets huh? in my mentions like "choke me daddy". is that funny to you beth
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"I called "daddy" in your phone and it wasn't your father"
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*daughter grabs 50 shades of grey* NO! *smacks it out of her hand* "I want to color!" ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK "But daddy-" DON'T CALL ME THAT
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Instead of "Who's your daddy?" I accidentally said "How's your daddy?" and we put our clothes back on and discussed her father's cholesterol
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"My bf and I were having dinner with my family and I asked for my daddy to pass the sriracha my bf and my dad both reached for it" - Harvard
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Biden: Choke me, daddy Obama: Joe, what did you just say Biden: Tighter, Barry, Tighter
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daddy kinks are old news smh protect the ozone layer if u a real freak
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dont call me daddy if ur not gonna be a burden on my life for at least 18 years
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"So Louis is a father..." Harry: No girl, he's a daddy
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Her: "Choke me daddy" Me: *Feeds her Popeyes biscuits with no drink*
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the gender neutral term for sugar daddy is glucose guardian
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Him: *barely putting in effort* you cum on daddy's dick yet?? Me: No tf Him:
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*girl calls me daddy* *hammer appears in my hand* "oh no" *I start building a deck* "what have you done" *grill turns itself on*
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Apparently, "he's an army officer" isn't the correct response to "who's your daddy".
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Her: I only like smart guys Me: E=MC2 Her: choke me daddy Me:…but I only like smart girls Her: restrict my airflow patriarchal figure
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Imagine being a celeb & writing a tweet and within 0.5 seconds someone replies with "CHOKE ME DADDY" no matter what the context of the tweet
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i'm totally addicted to the star wars clone wars tv series and i'm in love with anakin skywalker force choke me dad i mean darth i mean what
