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19 Tweets That'll Make You And Your Bank Account Cry

*cries in insufficient bank funds*

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*about to check bank account* Me: "I'm guessing I should probably have about $200 left" *bank account*: $3.64 Me:

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me finding out who's been spending all my money

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3.

"I had $600 in my account and I spent $20. I should have $580 left." *checks account* -$150.98

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Thought I had $707 in my bank account, turns out it was "LOL" and I was holding my statement upside down.

5.

Just called the bank for my account info and a voice whispered 'If you break the pack in half, Ramen noodles can last you two days.'

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Someone should make a food app that connects to your bank account and only lists restaurants you can afford, could call it Welp

7.

I totally get your eyebrows. My bank account is overdrawn, too.

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8.

Me - I'm not in the mood to work today My bank account - you better GET in the mood

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I don't mean to brag, but I'm in my 30's and my bank account makes me look 21.

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I hate ramen noodles. *Checks bank account balance* I love ramen noodles!

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I keep checking my bank account like a hungry person checking an empty refrigerator. Neither one is going to magically be full.

12.

"Your account ending in 4535 has an account balance of - "

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13.

"Would you sleep in a haunted house for £600million?" Me:

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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking.

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Between bank balances, my weight and age, math makes me more emotional than I ever thought possible.

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HIM: What are you doing? ME: Hiding some more money in the couch. Can't trust the banks you know. HIM: How much is in there? ME: $5.40

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Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF

19.

I keep forgetting my passwords so I changed them all to one that's super easy for me to remember: InsufficientFundsContactYourBank00.00

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