Are You Having Sex Like Everybody Else?

Some sex positions are just more practical than others in certain situations.

1. Sex isn’t just about humping in bed. Sometimes the urge takes you to other places too. But what’s the best position for those places? And does everybody else think the same?

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    1. Missionary
    2. Doggy
    3. Cowgirl/cowboy
    4. Reverse cowgirl/cowboy
    5. Spoon
    6. A different position
    1. Missionary
    2. Doggy
    3. Cowgirl/cowboy
    4. Reverse cowgirl/cowboy
    5. Spoon
    6. A different position
    1. Bent up against the wall
    2. Picked up with legs wrapped around waist
    3. A position on the shower floor, I’m not trying to kill myself
    4. A different position
    1. Missionary
    2. Doggy
    3. Cowgirl/cowboy
    4. Reverse cowgirl/cowboy
    5. Spoon
    6. A different position
    1. One person sits on the chair and the other straddles them (cowgirl/cowboy basically)
    2. One person sits on the chair and the other straddles them but like, so they’re facing the other way (reverse cowgirl/cowboy basically)
    3. One persons kinda tries to lie/slouch on the chair and the other person does the sex to them (basically missionary)
    4. One person kneels on the chair and the other person does the sex to them from behind (doggy basically)
    5. A different position (because basically I’m a gymnast who doesn’t believe in the laws of sex on chairs)
    1. One person laid on the desk and the other person between their legs (so missionary)
    2. One person bent over the table and the other person behind them (doggy pretty much)
    3. One person lays on the desk and the other person straddles them (cowgirl/cowboy)
    4. We somehow do the spoon position on the desk because zero fucks are given here
    5. A different position
    1. Missionary, if you can get that to work
    2. Doggy but like, only if the heights work otherwise it’s a dangerous game
    3. One person sits on the stairs and the other straddles them
    4. A different position
    1. Missionary
    2. Doggy
    3. Cowgirl/cowboy
    4. Reverse cowgirl/cowboy
    5. Spoon (??how the fuck does that work idk??)
    6. A different position
    1. Missionary
    2. Doggy
    3. Cowgirl/cowboy
    4. Reverse cowgirl/cowboy
    5. Spoon
    6. I don’t care so long as it’s on a towel, I’m not trying to get sand in every orifice
    7. A different position

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Ben Henry is a staff writer for BuzzFeed UK and is based in London.
 
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