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How Big Is Your Dick In Another Universe?

It's time to learn about the other you.

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  2. Just a couple of quiet drinks to get to know each other.
    A cute picnic followed by a long walk.
    The cinema so I can see a movie I've been wanting to see for ages.
    Anything to do with food.
    Something that I like doing, so even if the date's shit I still enjoy myself.
    Something adventurous and exciting.
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  5. "I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock."
    "Are you a beaver? Cause dam!"
    "Are you related to Yoda? Because yodalicious."
    "Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I’m feeling a connection."
    "If you were a fruit you’d be a fineapple."
    "I want to be the reason you look down at your phone and smile, then walk into a pole."

How Big Is Your Dick In Another Universe?

You got: 5 inches and quite thick!

Your other you is a real girth monster. Seriously, it's a challenge to anybody who tries to take it on.

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You got: 6 inches and curves to the left!

Somewhere on a planet far away, the other you has a penis with an ever-so-subtle leftward curve. It's not an issue though, because it's a handsome penis all the same.

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You got: 7 inches and curves to the right!

In an alternate universe, your dick is blessed in both length and girth, but curves quite significantly to the right. You've learned to handle it though, so all is well.

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You got: 8 inches and very pretty!

The other you has the prettiest dick for miles around. It's a seriously good-looking schlong.

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You got: 9 inches with an angry-looking bellend!

In a universe far away, the other you is walking around with a bellend so red, it looks like a siren when you do the helicopter.

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You got: 10 inches and super veiny!

In an alternate dimension, the other you comes included with your very own super soaker and a warning that it's not to be handled by beginners.

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