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18 Cute, Funny, And NSFW Valentine's Day Cards For Gay Men

Happy Valentine's Day, Daddy.

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1. Why not prove your hole-hearted love for your Valentine?

You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.
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You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.

2. You should make sure your power bottom feels appreciated every day, but make them feel extra special on Valentine's.

You can get this card from SandMpress.
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You can get this card from SandMpress.

3. And even dom tops like a cute card to let them know they're doing a good job.

You can get this card from SandMpress.
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You can get this card from SandMpress.

4. You can actually get this card personally illustrated. Just send a photo of the people or pets you want to be drawn and ta-da!

You can get this card from TheMingle.
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You can get this card from TheMingle.

5. If you want to get right to the point, maybe this is the card for you.

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You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.

6. Or if you want to be a bit more subtle about it, there's this one.

You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.
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You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.

7. This card is perfect for the otters that are madly in love.

You can get this card from CompatibleCards.
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You can get this card from CompatibleCards.

8. Of course Valentine's Day is about appreciating your boyfriend, but it's also about appreciating yourself.

You can get this card from SillyPrintsUK.
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You can get this card from SillyPrintsUK.

9. You could get a little NSFW this Valentine's Day, but maybe don't put this card up on the mantelpiece.

You can get this card from IndelibleKink.

10. For the man whose beard is doing a good service to us all, there's this card.

You can get this card from AprilDaysDesigns.
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You can get this card from AprilDaysDesigns.

11. Don't forget to let your daddy know how much he means to you this year.

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You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.

12. If you fancy being super cute, here's a perfect little poem.

You can get this card from BlissDesignsUK.
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You can get this card from BlissDesignsUK.

13. Don't forget to wish a happy Valentine's Day to the best part of your boyfriend.

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You can get this card from 11 Rugby Road.

14. And let him know that out of all the willies in the world, his is top shelf.

You can get this card from TheCardSharkUK.
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You can get this card from TheCardSharkUK.

15. Batman will be sending Robin a card this year, so you really have no excuse to forget.

You can get this card from karenflanart.
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You can get this card from karenflanart.

16. This card is the perfect accompaniment for an assless present.

You can get this card from Greeting Card Universe.
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You can get this card from Greeting Card Universe.

17. You could send your Valentine this card if you're feeling sweet and lovey.

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You can get this card from felixdeon.

18. Or alternatively, you could just be really damn poetic.

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You can get this card from AprilDaysDesigns.