18 Types Of Sex That Prove Bottoms Deserve More Respect

    Two bottoms don't make a top.

    1. The "Two Bottoms Don't Make A Top" sex.

    2. The "Hope And Pray" sex.

    3. The "Bottom's Worst Nightmare" sex.

    4. The "Going In Dry Will Make Me Cry" sex.

    5. The "Holy Fuck That Burns" sex.

    6. The "I Think That's My Kidney" sex.

    7. The "We Are Gathered Here Today For No Fucking Reason" sex.

    8. The "Wait, Is That It" sex.

    9. The "Do You Actually Know What You're Doing" sex.

    10. The "I Don't Think We're Done Yet You Bastard" sex.

    11. The "Squelch And Ouch" sex.

    12. The "I Didn't Have Leg Day Planned Until Friday" sex.

    13. The "Drunk Decisions Make Sore Stories" sex.

    14. The "I Shouldn't Have Sent Those Kinky Texts" sex.

    15. The "What Do You Mean We're Not Done Yet" sex.

    16. The "Persevere Or Tap Out Dilemma" sex.

    17. The "Down To A Science" sex.

    18. The "Dickmatising Dream Dick" sex.