1.
In gay porn, EVERYBODY is available for sex.
In real life, if you tried to pay for your pizza with your ass, there's a slim-to-none chance it would actually work.
2.
In gay porn, actors get down to the business without so much as a wet wipe in preparation for all the sex.
In real life, spontaneous sex isn't always advisable.
3.
In gay porn, you'll often find they can stick it in without any foreplay whatsoever.
In real life, THAT WOULD FUCKING HURT.
4.
In gay porn, you never see them apply lube. Apparently you can just slip in and that's that.
In real life, you could easily empty half a bottle of the stuff.
5.
In gay porn, they will literally fuck anywhere.
In real life, it's pretty impossible to have sex at the back of a busy lecture hall without someone turning around and noticing.
6.
In gay porn, bottoms are folded down like pretzels to get into the weirdest sex positions.
In real life, not everybody is able to get their legs behind their head and around their neck.
7.
In gay porn, condoms just magically appear on a dick, like literally out of nowhere.
In real life, there's a lot of faffing about trying to open the packet and get it on the right way.
8.
In gay porn, everybody bottoms with grace and ease.
In real life, it's much harder to just take a dick in the butt.
9.
In gay porn, there is a distinct lack of towels being used.
In real life, towels are something of a common factor. It’s either that, or you risk sleeping on lube-stained sheets.
10.
In gay porn, everybody is versatile.
In real life, this is bullshit.
11.
In gay porn, apparently cramp isn't a thing.
In real life, cramp is very much a real thing.
12.
In gay porn, you could be fucking for hours.
In real life, you'd be lucky (depending which way you want to look at it) to last one.
