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If Rihanna Keeps Posting New Instagram Pictures I'm Gonna Have To Call An Ambulance

I'm FourFiveSeconds from passing out.

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If you've been mooching about on the internet since September, you'll probably know that Rihanna has a makeup range called Fenty Beauty, and that she usually models the collection herself. Here is an example.

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Every promo picture she's posted on Instagram is basically perfection. You just can't argue with facts.

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But now things have kicked up a gear because Rihanna is releasing a new line of lipsticks, which means new pictures. Now this is a warning: PROCEED AT YOUR OWN CAUTION BECAUSE RIHANNA ISN'T LETTING ANY OF US BREATHE.

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She started with this picture, which already had me hyperventilating.

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And then this one, at which point I was like "why is there no oxygen in this room, I can't find any????"

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By the time we got to the third picture, I was trying to find my phone to call an ambulance.

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RIHANNA WON'T LET ME BREATHE, THAT'S MY GODDAMN EMERGENCY.

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But it was too late, I saw this picture and basically just passed out on the spot.

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Thankfully Rihanna is a trained medical professional, she'll save us!

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But until then, RIP everybody.

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