Buzz·Posted on 16 Oct 201724 "First Of All" Tweets That Are So Damn Rude It's Almost FunnyFirst of all...by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. G 🤷🏽♂️ @ohyeahitsg Mom: “I brought you in this world & I can take you out” First of all I’m ready to leave so. 04:32 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. $ @talkdatrih Niggas be thinking you a freak cause you swallowed they cum.....first of all, I was hungry. I haven’t ate in two days 02:06 AM - 10 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. b.b 🎃 @Benoo_Brown “You read my message but didn’t reply” First of all I didn’t mean to read it 09:05 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. DJ @poeticlad Hoes be thinking they sucking good dick because I moaned “fuck”.....First of all I forgot to put the chicken out and my mom almost home. 03:23 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. r a m a n 🕷 🎃 @Ramankaur925 “You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white 01:48 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. B*tch Code 💅🏻 @TheTumblrPosts “Why you ain’t text me back” First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax. 06:20 PM - 06 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Dr Atinuke @Steadi_Lady "I need a woman who can help me grow" First of all, I'm not Fertilizer. 05:10 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. L @L__700 "go deeper 😍" First of all... I'm out of conspiracies 01:00 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. kamrie @kamrieross "damn your pussy tight af" first of all, your dick is in my ass... remove it. 08:52 PM - 12 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Airdy @EdwardAsare_ "Can't relate with your tweets" First of all, my tweets are not your relatives 12:19 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. ki'. @gvldenkirstyy "but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from 07:20 PM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Officially Jaded @SavvySavageee Guys be hella hype when you shake during sex. First of all you ain’t paid your bills & I’m cold. 08:30 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Mini . @miniradebe_ "you're so cute when you're shy " first of all, i have anxiety 11:49 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. miss keisha👻 @lilnig666 “I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick” First of all I’m depressed 10:01 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. . @ThatoR_ Ex: "I need closure" First of all, so does your wig. 05:47 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Steph Carter @CarterSteph__ "Wow handcuffs? You're freaky 👅" First of all, you're under arrest. 11:05 AM - 15 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. ✨ BOY® @AbdiTV “Go and message your other girls” First of all, you are the other girl 03:30 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. La Bronze James @jackieaina "all that mAkeups doesn't look naturaL" First of all, this is purple glitter eyeshadow. that's the point 06:02 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Dora @_sandybeachx "Damn you really want this dick" First of all, I'm just tryna get over someone 12:50 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Imani @imanilindsay “You’re so easy to talk to.” First of all, I wasn’t even listening. 06:02 PM - 13 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. semen demon @alesacunt boys think I keep coming back bc their dick is good. Uhh first of all you're a coping mechanism 02:19 AM - 11 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Spooky Luchi 🎃 @oluuuuuuchi “hey shorty” , first of all I’m taller than you . 08:50 PM - 08 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. cardi bre 🥀 @breeeyona netflix: “are you still watching” first of all i had dick in my mouth before the movie even started. 07:25 AM - 16 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. E. @edbankzz "eat this pussy" FIRST OF ALL ..ok 09:07 PM - 14 Oct 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite