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24 "First Of All" Tweets That Are So Damn Rude It's Almost Funny

First of all...

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Mom: “I brought you in this world & I can take you out” First of all I’m ready to leave so.

2.

Niggas be thinking you a freak cause you swallowed they cum.....first of all, I was hungry. I haven’t ate in two days

3.

“You read my message but didn’t reply” First of all I didn’t mean to read it

4.

Hoes be thinking they sucking good dick because I moaned “fuck”.....First of all I forgot to put the chicken out and my mom almost home.

5.

“You’re 18, your parents can’t tell you what to do anymore” first of all, I’m not white

6.

“Why you ain’t text me back” First of all experiment 623 you’re not my man, relax.

7.

"I need a woman who can help me grow" First of all, I'm not Fertilizer.

8.

"go deeper 😍" First of all... I'm out of conspiracies

9.

"damn your pussy tight af" first of all, your dick is in my ass... remove it.

10.

"Can't relate with your tweets" First of all, my tweets are not your relatives

11.

"but you said your 5 mins away" First of all I didn't say where I'm 5 mins away from

12.

Guys be hella hype when you shake during sex. First of all you ain’t paid your bills & I’m cold.

13.

"you're so cute when you're shy " first of all, i have anxiety

14.

“I love the way your eyes water when u suck my dick” First of all I’m depressed

15.

Ex: "I need closure" First of all, so does your wig.

16.

"Wow handcuffs? You're freaky 👅" First of all, you're under arrest.

17.

“Go and message your other girls” First of all, you are the other girl

18.

"all that mAkeups doesn't look naturaL" First of all, this is purple glitter eyeshadow. that's the point

19.

"Damn you really want this dick" First of all, I'm just tryna get over someone

20.

“You’re so easy to talk to.” First of all, I wasn’t even listening.

21.

boys think I keep coming back bc their dick is good. Uhh first of all you're a coping mechanism

22.

“hey shorty” , first of all I’m taller than you .

23.

netflix: “are you still watching” first of all i had dick in my mouth before the movie even started.

24.

"eat this pussy" FIRST OF ALL ..ok