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How many doses of self-loving are you receiving?

¿Cuántas dosis de amor propio estás recibiendo?

Esta prueba con colores revelará la frecuencia con la que te masturbas

This Colour Test Will Reveal How Often You Masturbate

You make sure that you keep the cobwebs away by masturbating once or twice a week. It's never really at the forefront of your mind, but once you get the urge, you go to town down there.

You masturbate quite often but you're sometimes just too busy or exhausted to do it every day. However, you're still pretty active on the masturbating front.

You make sure you receive a daily dose of self-love, and rarely go a day without masturbating. For you it's like clockwork and part of your natural routine.

Do you actually ever stop masturbating? You masturbate so much, it's basically a hobby. When you're bored it's like, "meh OK, may as well masturbate." And even when you're not, you do it anyway just in case. It's a wonder you have time for anything else!

You rarely masturbate tbh. You have better things to be doing with your time than just masturbating yourself into a coma. Either that, or you have someone else doing it for you, meaning you don't have to, wink wink.

You don't masturbate that often. It might be that you just have a busy social life, or you're just plain exhausted. But when you do get round to doing it, you really make sure you do a thorough job that'll see you through until the next time.

A decir verdad, rara vez te masturbas. Tienes mejores cosas que hacer con tu tiempo que solo masturbarte hasta entrar en coma. Es eso o tienes a alguien que lo hace por ti, lo que significa que tú no tienes que hacerlo (guiño, guiño).

No te masturbas con tanta frecuencia. Tal vez tienes una vida social muy ocupada o simplemente estás muy agotado. Pero cuando llega el momento de hacerlo, realmente te aseguras de hacer un trabajo completo que te deje satisfecho hasta la próxima vez.

Te aseguras de mantener a raya tus impulsos masturbándote una o dos veces a la semana. No es tu prioridad, pero cuando tienes ganas de hacerlo, le das con todo.

Te masturbas muy a menudo, pero a veces estás muy ocupado o agotado para hacerlo todos los días. Sin embargo, eres bastante activo en cuanto a masturbación se refiere.

Te aseguras de recibir una dosis diaria de amor propio y rara vez pasas un día sin masturbarte. Para ti, es como un reloj y parte de tu rutina natural.

¿Has dejado de masturbarte en algún momento? Te masturbas tanto que es básicamente un pasatiempo. Cuando estás aburrido, piensas: "¡Qué aburrimiento! Voy a masturbarme". Incluso cuando no lo estás, lo haces de todos modos por si acaso. ¡Es un milagro que te quede tiempo para otras cosas!

You rarely masturbate tbh. You have better things to be doing with your time than just masturbating yourself into a coma. Either that or you have someone else doing it for you, meaning you don't have to, wink wink.

Once in a while!

A handful of times a month!

A couple of times a week!

Every other day!

You make sure you receive a daily dose of self-love, and you rarely go a day without masturbating. For you it's like clockwork and part of your natural routine.

Every damn day!

Do you actually ever stop masturbating? You masturbate so much, it's basically a hobby. When you're bored it's like, "Meh, OK, may as well masturbate." And even when you're not, you do it anyway just in case. It's a wonder you have time for anything else!

Literally all the time!

Este test de colores revelará la frecuencia con la que te masturbas

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This Colour Test Will Reveal How Often You Masturbate

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