1. When you try to lie but it's pretty unconvincing.
will i ever stop being petty? probs not
2. When your petty levels are reaching their peak.
When you're about to get real petty
3. When you think of that last point after the argument's already over.
When you've won the argument already but you're petty & you think of another point π
4. When you're not around here to be playing.
Petty . com
5. When you literally don't give AF.
My type of petty
6. When you're about to count those 14 minutes down to the last second.
I'm this petty ππ
7. But the time stamps give you away.
when you're petty ASF & take exactly how long they took to text back. πππ
8. When they wonder why you're ignoring them.
"You never text back!" "Why you take so long to reply?"
9. When not even bae knew you could be that petty.
10. When you've got an entire back catalogue of receipts to pull out.
11. When you lose the battle for the remote but the war isn't over.
12. When you're a petty texter.
I'm petty for this lol
13. When he thought he could dodge his duties.
14. When you're not about to let no freeloaders use what you're paying for.
Pettyπ
15. When they've been acting up and you're not slow about changing their label real quick.
Im definitely this petty π
16. When you've got yourself covered.
When you're petty asf and don't careπ€ππ
17. When you forgot the full stop to show you're really mad.
when you're petty and want them to know you're mad
18. When you've been petty on numerous occasions.
When you realize you're petty asf..
19. When you've got that internal battle that only ends one way.
When you try to not get involved in Twitter foolishness but you're petty and can't stay quiet πππ
20. When you just pretend it didn't even happen.
when u got ur read receipts on and accidentally open a risky text
21. When you're not fucking with them anymore.
When you're just that mad & petty.ππ