This Is What £250,000 Could Buy You In Popular UK Cities

Thirteen bedrooms for £250,000? Fuck London, I'm off to Leeds.

1. London – a bit of land (£250,000)

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• The land comes with grass and concrete included.

• You do actually get proposals with the land for a three-bedroom property but yeah, you gotta build that yourself.

2. Cambridge – one-bedroom flat (£224,950)

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• The flat is in central Cambridge.

• You get an allocated parking space thrown in.

3. Oxford – one-bedroom apartment (£250,000)

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• It's a period conversion, which just sounds pretty fancy.

• It's in a central location.

• There's a private garden out the back, and not all apartments have that.

4. Brighton – one-bedroom flat (£230,000)

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• The flat is in a converted Victorian villa, which sounds pretty cool.

• Although the flat is one bedroom, if you go up that ladder thing there's another cute little bed, which is super cool.

5. Cardiff – two-bedroom apartment (£235,900)

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• The flat is on Cardiff Bay, which means VIEWS.

• The building has a gym and swimming pool, so you can not go to the gym closer to home.

6. Manchester – two-bedroom flat (£250,000)

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• The apartment is ON Canal Street. You can't get any more fabulous than that.

• There's only seven other apartments in your building.

• Work will be completed in March 2017, so it'll be brand-new.

7. Birmingham – two-bedroom apartment (£244,950)

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• The open-plan lounge is basically the size of a one-bedroom house in London.

• You get fancy floor-to-ceiling windows looking out over the courtyard.

8. Edinburgh – three-bedroom cottage (£235,000)

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• You get a pretty decent-sized garden.

• You're right near the goddamn beach.

9. Bristol – three-bedroom terraced house (£235,000)

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• It's a Victorian-style cottage aka so goddamn cute.

• There's a separate dining room for all your hosting needs.

10. Belfast – three-bedroom semi-detached house (£170,000)

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• Cheaper than anywhere else on the list.

• There's a loft room to escape to.

• You get to live among Irish people.

11. Newcastle upon Tyne – four-bedroom semi-detached house (£240,000)

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• There are two en-suite bathrooms as well as a family bathroom.

• The master bedroom is on the second floor so you can get away from everybody else.

• Unsure if the telescope is included but it'd be pretty cool if it was.

12. Sheffield – four-bedroom detached house (£250,000)

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• There are three reception rooms. I don't even know what that means.

• There are studio flats smaller than that conservatory.

13. Liverpool – four-bedroom townhouse (£250,000)

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• The house is in a secluded area with some other townhouses.

• There are restaurants and bars within walking distance, which is of course important.

14. Nottingham – four-bedroom semi-detached house (£250,000)

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• Judging from the photo, the house is located in a jungle.

• Low-key the house is giving out castle vibes.

• It's surrounded by a load of parks, so buy a dog.

15. Glasgow – four-bedroom detached house (£238,500)

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• Four goddamn bedrooms? That means your dogs could have their own rooms.

• It's described as a "villa", which sounds fancy and exotic AF.

• There's also a formal dining room so you can be extra and start hosting weekly dinner parties.

16. Leeds – 13-bedroom detached house (£250,000)

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• The property is currently a 13-bedroom church but with planning permissions could be turned into a massive house/flats/dorms etc.

• It's an "investment opportunity".

• Anything with 13 bedrooms has my vote.