Order A Meal And We'll Tell You What % Top And Bottom You Are

Who's getting it in the butt tonight?

So tonight you're going out on a date (even if you're not, just stick with me here). You know the night's probably gonna end in sex. I mean, the guy's cute and you're only human! But first, it's time for some food.

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Just order your food and we'll tell you what % top and bottom you are. When you answer a question, the next one will appear. There's only five, so it's quick and easy. Now get going!