Buzz·Posted on 9 May 201619 Times Twitter Proved Sexting Is Not Sexy*falls asleep*by Ben HenryBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. ♡ Good Account ♡ @SortaBad [sexting] oh yeah baby, i'm waiting come on over, I'm totally gonna lick your *googles 'female anatomy'* uterus 04:59 AM - 17 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Creed @novicefather Autocorrect changed "squirter" to "squirrel" and my sexting just got a hell of lot freakier. 04:27 PM - 07 Nov 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. Funny Tweets @QuoteTheFun I'm bad at sexting. Gf: I'm wet. Me: You need a paper towel? Gf: More than that babe... Me: 2 paper towels? 12:41 PM - 15 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Victoria Sofia @Ideal_Victoria Replied “Alrighty” to a sext if anyone was wondering how seductive I can be. 02:38 PM - 03 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat I do all of my sexting in my chastity belt & pearls, while eating a Waldorf salad. Like a lady. 03:50 PM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Sunny ♥ @SAN2824 [sexting] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly 07:16 AM - 07 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Christie Johnson @cjohnsonking5 MARRIED SEXTING: I'm not wearing any underwear...because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times. 08:09 PM - 19 Sep 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Brian Imanuel @richchigga *sexting* girl: im so wet rn boy: i want to suck my dick girl: haha do u mean "i want u to" boy: i know what i said 03:33 AM - 09 Jun 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. lacie @FAIEREY my talents include sexting, dying, and doing both at the same time 04:55 AM - 06 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. tim @mrt1m “I came as soon as I got your text.” - Premature sexting. 08:47 PM - 13 Jun 2012 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Mr.Cap @ayyylijah Oml if we sexting and you get your "yours" wrong I'm reaching through the phone and slapping you 04:54 AM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Stabbatha Christy @LoveNLunchmeat that awkward moment when they think you're sexting, but really you're just describing the cake you're eating 01:50 AM - 14 Nov 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. common sad girl @sadgirlkms *sexting* boy: just say those 4 little words me: paul blart mall cop 02:51 PM - 04 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Animisha @anymysha I gave up sexting because the wink emoji is so hard to find. 05:26 PM - 01 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. heather lou* @heatherlou_ *pauses sexting to move the dog* 03:20 AM - 24 Aug 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. CRYSTAL KAY @PLATINUM2000 So apparently, "I'm going to retweet you until you cum all over yourself." is not considered sexting. I know this now. 02:01 AM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. pixie @bixts literally how i behave when ppl try sexting me 05:04 AM - 30 Apr 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. Ella Fraser @ella__fraser I'm naked, not nude fuckface *me sexting 10:50 AM - 12 May 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Vicente @kuntachente I'm the type to fall asleep in the middle of sexting 12:28 AM - 03 May 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite