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19 Times Twitter Proved Sexting Is Not Sexy

*falls asleep*

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[sexting] oh yeah baby, i'm waiting come on over, I'm totally gonna lick your *googles 'female anatomy'* uterus

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Autocorrect changed "squirter" to "squirrel" and my sexting just got a hell of lot freakier.

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I'm bad at sexting. Gf: I'm wet. Me: You need a paper towel? Gf: More than that babe... Me: 2 paper towels?

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Replied “Alrighty” to a sext if anyone was wondering how seductive I can be.

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I do all of my sexting in my chastity belt & pearls, while eating a Waldorf salad. Like a lady.

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[sexting] GF: Tell me you want me ME: I want you badly GF: How badly? ME: I want you [checking thesaurus in a panic] haphazardly

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MARRIED SEXTING: I'm not wearing any underwear...because you never put the laundry in the dryer like I asked you to 100 flipping times.

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*sexting* girl: im so wet rn boy: i want to suck my dick girl: haha do u mean "i want u to" boy: i know what i said

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my talents include sexting, dying, and doing both at the same time

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“I came as soon as I got your text.” - Premature sexting.

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Oml if we sexting and you get your "yours" wrong I'm reaching through the phone and slapping you

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that awkward moment when they think you're sexting, but really you're just describing the cake you're eating

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*sexting* boy: just say those 4 little words me: paul blart mall cop

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I gave up sexting because the wink emoji is so hard to find.

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So apparently, "I'm going to retweet you until you cum all over yourself." is not considered sexting. I know this now.

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literally how i behave when ppl try sexting me

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I'm naked, not nude fuckface *me sexting

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I'm the type to fall asleep in the middle of sexting