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Porn Has Been Lying To Us About Anal Sex Since Forever TBH

In the list of things porn lies about, anal sex is top of the list.

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1. In porn, people are ready and raring to get penetrated in the ass whenever.

Def Jam

In real life, sometimes you're just too tired, you've eaten too much, or you just don't want to get fucked in the goddamn ass.

ABC

2. In porn, there's this fantasy that you can just get down to it without preparation.

New Line Cinema

In real life, there's a lot of cleaning maintenance that has to go down, whether that's with wet wipes or with a douche.

Paramount

There's also often a lot of forward thinking. Like, if I have this Big Mac I definitely can't do anal tonight.

3. In porn, it doesn't hurt. Like, at all.

Screen Gems

In real life, anal isn't always roses. Sometimes it doesn't feel good and you have to stop, which is 1,000% OK and normal.

WWE

4. In porn, there's not really much foreplay besides a minute or so of rimming.

BBC

In real life, foreplay is a necessity. Not to mention it's fun, so like, why wouldn't you want to do it?

5. In porn, there's a distinct lack of lube needed to penetrate a butt.

Columbia

In real life, fucking without lube is not the type of dry humping you want. Use the stuff, and plenty of it.

Not having any could be the difference between pleasure and pain.
Capitol

Not having any could be the difference between pleasure and pain.

6. In porn, everybody can take more than one dick in there at the same time.

Warner Bros

In real life, you'd be doing a w(hole) lot of practising before you got to the "two dicks in the same place" level.

Lifetime

7. In porn, there are never any "accidents".

In real life, accidents happen and that's OK.

Warner Bros

Your partner should be understanding of that and if they're not, kick them out of your back door.

8. In porn, your ass can be treated like a slam piece with little or no effort.

CBS

In real life, treating an ass like a slam piece can lead to tearing and if you're not used to it, it can bloody well hurt.

Get yourself a partner who understands pace and knows other ways to fuck, not just like a jackhammer.
Fox

Get yourself a partner who understands pace and knows other ways to fuck, not just like a jackhammer.

9. In porn, taking a dick in your ass is easier than counting to 10.

MTV

In real life, a dick doesn't just slip in. Sometimes it takes a bit of work and sometimes it just doesn't work at all.

Disney

10. In porn, people never say no to getting fucked in the ass.

CBS Films

In real life, the one thing you should understand is that you can ALWAYS say no.

E!

If it doesn't feel right or it doesn't feel good, you should never be scared to let your partner know. Sex is about mutual enjoyment, not one person getting off and the other person getting through.