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24 Tweets That Prove Cats Are The Devil And Dogs Are Angels

Cats are evil spawns of Satan, dogs are angels on four legs here to save us from sin.

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1. Cats are assholes. There, I said it. You can't fight the truth.

I'm done with politics tweets until I get mad again. here is my cat pretending she doesn't know who destroyed the p… https://t.co/OtzJX91IW8

2. But dogs? Dogs are the best and there is a lot of evidence to support that.

We were taking pictures of my dad for his birthday and then my dog did this 😭😭 truly mans best friend

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3. Y'see, you don't even need a translation to see that this cat is an absolute asshole.

4. But here's a dog who, even when their owner fucked up, was grateful for its present. A cat would've slept on your head instead to punish you.

so my mom accidentally ordered an xs dog bed but he's still grateful..

5. Not to mention that cats just look evil, which isn't surprising considering they're spawns of Satan.

"Go back to bed. This doesn't concern you."

6. But just look at this pup ready to give you all the love it can.

If am hungover or sad ma dug will stand nexty ma bed n stare into ma soul sending me telepathic messages of his lov… https://t.co/O9Igze3xFh

7. This cat is a scammer and hasn't lived an honest day in its life.

My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money.

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8. Meanwhile, this good doggo is making smart choices to earn an honest living and support his family.

YO MY SON JUST GRADUATED FROM SCHOOL!!!!! LMAO

9. The thing with cats is that they literally don't care about you, the person who gives them food and a place to sleep, which is just ungrateful.

My relationship with my cat is like when Leia says "I love you" and Han says "I know" except then Han knocks over everything on my desk

10. And you'd never catch a cat giving love and affection to its human like this.

11. You just know that immediately after this picture was taken, the cat flung the other kitty off the stairs. RUTHLESS.

12. But dogs support their own. I mean, just look at that face filled with such joy and excitement!

There's a picture of a dog meeting Pluto and the dog looks so hype to meet him I can't stop laughing

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13. Your cat never wants to see you tbh, which is why it hides in stupid places it shouldn't even be able to reach.

I spent like 2 fucking hours looking for my cat

14. But dogs are loyal until the end, even when their humans have the audacity to leave them.

I've been in college for a whole semester and my dog still waits for me to get off the bus

16. And then look at this ADORABLE picture of love's young dream.

Every time I take my dog for a walk she has to stop to see her crush. It's like Romeo and Juliet

17. This cat is trying to hinder a viral video in the making.

Stupid ass cat jumped in my video I gotta re do 🙄

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18. But lil' Chip here just wants to help you tweet.

currently tweeting while chip bites my phone 🍪

19. You know that this isn't even an exaggeration, the cat is plotting death.

i yelled at my cat... and now she's just sitting there plotting my murder

20. But dogs just want love and attention.

This dog is walking herself up and down the train so everyone can stroke her 😿😿🐶🐶🐶

21. TBH cats are pretty stupid.

22. UNLIKE DOGS WHO ARE THE GODDAMN BEST.

I'M AT THIS PUMPKIN PATCH IN CULVER CITY AND THIS GUY IS TRULY HAVING A FULL ON PHOTOSHOOT WITH HIS DOG

23. So there you have it. Cats are assholes.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a picture that so fully summed up what it is to be a cat owner.

24. And we don't deserve the pure and loving doggo.

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