Top 6 Reason Jesus Might Think You’re An Asshole

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6. You’re a fig tree. (Matthew 21:19)

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He's got something against fig trees. So don't be a fig. God hates figs. FIGS!

5. You keep falling asleep when there is important spiritual work to be done. (Matthew 26:40)

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You really can’t stay awake in church, or while praying before you lay you down to sleep? Slacker.

4. You’re always trying to tell Jesus how He’s supposed to do things. (Matthew 16:21-23)

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You can barely match your socks or find a semi-functioning relationship. You’re going to tell God how to run things, like your life? Seriously.

3. You’re constantly trying to cock block God’s will in other people’s lives (Mark 3:1-6)

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Which is an utter dick move. Dick.

2. You’re a freaking hypocrite (Matthew 7:1-5)

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Now let’s be clear, Jesus isn’t pissed off that you are judging other people. He’s pissed because you think the rules don’t apply equally to you.

1. Because you’re an asshole (Matthew 23:14)

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You have an uncanny knack for not caring about the poor or the oppressed. And you pray too damn long while saying nothing.