This post has not been vetted or endorsed by BuzzFeed's editorial staff. BuzzFeed Community is a place where anyone can create a post or quiz. Try making your own!Buzz·Posted on Feb 11, 20149 Ways To Show Your Furniture You CareAre you putting enough love into your love seat?by bencainebencaineCommunity ContributorLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Be kind to your furniture. 2. Emit a low moan whenever you see a stain on your armoire or divan. 3. Increase the number of yellow non-furniture objects in every room. 4. Keep all surfaces harmonious, and all orifices robust. 5. If you should ever enter your abode after midnight, remember to get down on all fours and apologize to each piece of furniture in turn. 6. Ruin your relationships with other people. 7. Try to eat everything. 8. If you should find yourself at a party, stop the music and break out your guitar. 9. Above all, NEVER let a rhododendron near your furniture.