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Valentine Day less than 2 weeks from now
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them: do you have a valentine this year? me: no them: why? me:
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i asked my boyfriend if he was gonna be my valentine & he said “we can’t let capitalism win.” get me outta here
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If you’re bored on Valentine’s Day just go up to random couples in restaurants and shout “Who the fuck is she?!”
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me after telling myself this year was gonna be different & I was gonna have a valentine
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Foolproof gift ideas for Valentine’s Day: - a delicious muffin - ancient books - a shiny dagger - 3 dozen glass jars for her alchemy ingredients - smol dragon - VERY VERY BIG DRAGON - two muffins
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Single Twitter what we doing valentines while fraud relationships get cosy in premier inn? I say we link up and do Go Karting
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you’re telling me the guy who used me for sex and ghosted me who hasn’t spoken to me in months ISNT going to ask me to be his valentine ? the world we live in .....
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if i had a boyfriend i would simply take him to see sonic the hedgehog the movie on valentine's day
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"Do you have any plan this coming Valentine's Day?" Me:
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My daughter got in the car and said, “Boy’s suck, Valentine’s sucks, I’m going home to eat Thai food and listen to Lizzo in my pajamas” and I think she’s ready for adulting.
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If you’re having sex on Valentines day have some for me aswell
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another valentine’s alone fuck
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lads out here spending £300+ to take a girl away for valentines day but only buy their mam a cadburys milk tray on her birthday