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    19 Primary School Tweets That Had Me Crying With Laughter

    "Sharpening pencils was the primary school fag break."

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    Some of you chewed your sleeves in primary school and it shows

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    no one in primary school: Frube: explodes in bag

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    I’ll never forget the day this girl in primary school put her head against mine and said ‘transfer complete’ THIS BITCH HAD NITS

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    Sharpening pencils was the primary school fag break

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    When you’re in the Christmas play in primary school and you see ur mam and dad in the audience https://t.co/IbQwryRIqD

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    Nobody: Primary school teachers: and then he swang back on his chair and died

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    tfw u were that kid that got asked out as a joke in primary school so now u genuinely dont believe when someone is attracted to u

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    {Back in primary school} Me and my classmates walking to class peacefully "The last person to get to the class is a fool" Us: https://t.co/VGZUGhg5Yk

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    Me in primary school trying to convince my pal to meet me at the bin to sharpen our pencils https://t.co/xiaraXsmkf

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    Me during assembly in primary school Vs me during break time. https://t.co/JZ4jMRfolS

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    Did every primary school have that story floating around that some kid sprayed his nipple with lynx and flicked it off or what

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    This how mandem used to fight over the cleanest whiteboards in primary school https://t.co/QA8dN5BUny

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    if you were top reading group in primary school you’re probably depressed now

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    In primary school I had a huge crush on this girl, so I would always submit my notebook on top of hers. Even if we can't cuddle physically, we can educationally 🙃🙃

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    Did anyone ever tell lies in primary school to look class? I told the teacher I visited Thailand and another lad told the class he HEARD the boom of 9/11. In Donegal.

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    Remember in primary school when your mum used to tell you "when boys are mean to you it means they fancy you" no mum I was being bullied

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    When you can't decide what primary school too attend https://t.co/LbL4ftf9Bh

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    Today Marks exactly 22 years my girlfriend broke up with me way back in primary school, just because I sharpened a pencil for another girl

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