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    18 Tweets From This Week That Proves That Brits Are Hilarious

    "Remember GCSE art exams? I swear art students were stuck in that exam for like 3 days with no food, water or sleep."

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    when your colleagues ask how your weekend was after a big one x

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    I just called RSPCA to tell them I've found four badgers in a suitcase by side of the road. Operator: "Are they moving?" Me: "Oh I never thought of that. It would certainly explain the suitcase." I feel silly now.

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    The lad at your work by the sounds of it mate https://t.co/wicLZg2QTE

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    Tips for those of you about to start working from home... 1) Wanking. Get to love it. 2) lunch. It’s a big thing. Your entire day will hinge around this. 3) The Postman. They will appear when you are wanking. 4) Radio on ok. TV on bad. 5) Wanking.

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    and here ya have it, the north east is the greatest place on earth

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    Sad to hear that, once again, Oxford University has refused to host my mum's two-hour talk: 'The Film Stuart Little Is Stupid Because Why Would You Go To Adopt A Child And Come Back With A Mouse (Even If He Can Talk)'. No platforming at its worst, an intolerance for new ideas.

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    Just want to let everyone know that Doctors has a storyline where a woman thinks everyone she meets is Joe Pasquale. And Joe Pasquale is playing all the characters. Working from home is going well.

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    me: cares for the baby every second of every day, stays up all night when he fails to sleep, feeds him, clothes him, tends to his every need the baby: dada

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    My friend's boss received a link to an article from his friend saying the London Underground has been shut down for 3 weeks and forwarded it to the entire office before realising that it was a fake article that links to a picture of a naked man

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    Remember GCSE art exams? I swear art students were stuck in that exam for like 3 days with no food, water or sleep.

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    is there any wonder am such a freak when i used to watch shit like this in my peak crucial learning age jesus christ https://t.co/odZMRtmHqy

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    a student I used to teach is now a signed drill rapper. Now I'm attentively listening to his music for any 'my teacher said I won't be shit' lyrics ....cos I too will pull up to studio

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    My head gives me random dares like I’ll be walking and the voices in my head are like ‘I bet you can’t reach that lampost before that car does.’ YES I CAN

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    At Darcy’s 21st theres a video of her getting her cake and everyone singing happy birthday and in the back u hear her cousin screaming “get your titssss out” and then her Aunty saying “josh! That’s your cousin”

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