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we’re living in 2020 the shop near my new work that sells pic n mix frozen potato products is living in 2050
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me arriving at the club after everyone thought they’d lost me at the second pub https://t.co/H35L5lw2WU
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Going to any website in 2020:
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Worst. Lanyard. Ever.
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excel waiting for that covid
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me to my friends after leaving school with a wet paper towel on my knee in year 5 https://t.co/NAHFJJh5Hz
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I am more annoyed that he didnt wear a condom in 1963 to be honest https://t.co/Q8f5FBUfik
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umm number one David they are called “women” https://t.co/9pNimEWxv9
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when yer da hears a packet of maltesers open in the back of the car
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I couldn't not do it. (i.e. add piano.) https://t.co/zUtnxJGENf
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YouGov are like "which choccy biccy do Brits find cheekiest?" and "if there was a genocide tomorrow, who would deserve it most?"
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When ITV need to cast something
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ah fuck
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My partner 3 minutes ago: what is gunnersaurus My partner now: why hasnt starmer spoken out about gunnersaurus
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Blue Monday by New Order be like
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Me watching Boris do his speeches and waiting for the next restrictions
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There’s one guy on hinge who keeps insisting I come to his for a drink and refuses to meet out. It’s not my skin you will use for leather couch
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Every single maid of honour in Dont tell the Bride #DontTellTheBride
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this henry hoover nativity scene is very rent free in my head
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He needs A and E. https://t.co/SKVc2fUlCV
