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Adorable moment man interrupted by his son on live TV
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Greg Wallace, aggressively pushing out farts in various poses, whilst maintaining eye contact.
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I thought the personalised message was for the driver not the pods 😂 oops
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Can't stop honking at this 😂
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I now lead the same life as my dog. One walk a day, a lot of sleeping, always looking forward to the next meal. I am dog.
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I hadn't expected Tesco to proceed to the "eat the rich" stage of pandemic crisis quite this soon.
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Let my one year-old daughter play with my phone and she ordered one onion on Deliveroo.
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Omfg best one yet 😭😭😭😭
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My youngest has been banging on about “prank week” and has been royally pranking us all day. Little does she know, her father is the prank master Both of them panicking now, the bonus is that their sadness has brought a hush into the house.
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I think about Brooklyn Beckham's photography book quite often
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Old McDonald’s: now a farm https://t.co/2hCIGAaEhE
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Why does young Katy Perry look exactly like jay from eastenders
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Saw this home learning sign a parent had put in their window.
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i’ve had such a nice day with my book. took it outside. took it back inside. rested a cup on it. put it on the shelf. took it off the shelf. didn’t open it but
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A character in a 90s sitcom: And then I had to get a taxi back from LONG ISLAND *laugh track* me, a British child who isn't even completely sure where New York is: HO HO! Not the LONG island! Very long indeed
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HAYFEVER ARE YOU A KEY WORKER????????
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20 year old Alan Carr likes to get up in the morning and make everyone a coffee. https://t.co/XjHKyrMIBj
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What is going on 😭😭 I am absolutely finished
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wild that a floating head is doing the conference right now
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Me: I’m going to try and be positive today Me two minutes later:
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garlic trying to take away attention from onions as the thing that makes the meal
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My Nan’s best friend lives at the end of the garden, so they open their adjoining gate (best friend goals), take a chair and sit and talk to each other either side wearing their masks. It was today I found out that this is the mask my Nan has been wearing.
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When your edit notes accidentally go to print... 😂 #Waitrose #copywriting
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Another day another stupid Excel chart