Hi I'm Willow, I'm a cat and no matter how hard I try, I just don't understand dogs. Here's a list of things I can't get my cute little head around.
1. Do you not get sick of being such try-hards?
2. Sticks? Seriously, what's the big deal?
This is Penny. She would like to take a moment and teach you about determination. A stick calculating queen. 14/10 never give pup
It's literally just a stick, and you're going absolutely wild for it. Are you lot okay?
3. Can you not see how embarrassing this is?
"Oh yeah that's Rover over there, with the massive fuck off tree in his mouth."
4. Why do you let yourselves be bossed around so much?
"Roll over, sit, paw, fetch the newspaper." Do you not have a mind of your own? Why do you put up with it? Don't you have a mind of your own? You're a disgrace dogs.
5. Why are you all so needy?
Dog thread of needy dogs GO
It comes across as desperate. Have a little self respect.
6. Why are you all barking at your own reflection?
7. And why are you out here chasing your own tails?
8. Please stop putting your heads out the car window, it's embarrassing.
9. Why are you eating poop?
Pups out! She’s on her first walk! Friendly old lab is showing her the ropes ‘best spot to eat other dog’s poo’ etc.
Like WTF.
10. Do you not see how unhygienic you are?
11. You guys seriously drink out of the toilet?!
12. Why do you let people put you on a lead?
13. Can you please explain why you're all barking at absolutely nothing?
All our neighbors’ dogs do is bark. In the morning. All day long. At night. Just constant barking. They bark at absolutely nothing and are making me lose my sanity. Send help
Is there something your seeing that everyone else isn't? Is this some sort of Sixth Sense situation?
14. Why do you try and hump everything?
When you get your dog something new to hump.
Simply disgusting behaviour.
15. Do you really need to sniff each others butts all the time?
16. And finally, what have you got against us cats?
