Comedy·Posted on 25 Mar 202016 Tweets About Parents In Isolation With Their Kids That Made Me Chuckle"Quarantine without kids = staycation Quarantine with kids = hostage situation."by Ben ArmsonBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Bridget Dolan QC @DrBridgetDolan Day 2 of isolation. Kids coping better than me. Very happy to email anyone who wants it a copy of the essential document I needed to draft this am 12:32 PM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Clare 🍀💚🍀 @clare_doc Isolation’s going well 11:37 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut As I sit in isolation for hours, planning to keep a safe distance from my family, I hear them outside the door, shouting words of encouragement. Like my kids saying, "Make us breakfast!" And my wife adding, "GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM. YOU AREN'T SICK!" 02:05 PM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Megan @megan__coe This quarantine would be so much cooler if I could just chill and do whatever I want but no my kids insist on making me play pup and pound 23 hours a day, I want to play grand theft auto 12:52 PM - 22 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Maszlee Malik @maszlee I was reading this book this morning, and my kids just got offended... maybe now is not the right time to read any books with such a title... 06:48 AM - 25 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. Alex Segura @alex_segura When people ask me what I'm going to binge-watch during isolation: My kids. I'm binge-watching my kids because I'm at home now. All. The. Time. 03:15 AM - 18 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. devon sawa @DevonESawa Today my kids started chanting “two men enter, one man leaves”. This isolation is getting fucking dark. 03:50 AM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Clint Smith @ClintSmithIII “I was going to get some work done during the kids’ nap time but then I took a nap myself.” Memoir of a parent in quarantine. 05:24 PM - 22 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. Arron Crascall @arron_crascall QUARANTINE = NO GYM!! 🏋🏼♂️ ((Use Your Kids!!)) 💪🏻 03:44 PM - 22 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Matthew Berry @MatthewBerryTMR My 8 year old daughter just yelled “Oh no the toilet is smoking!!” My wife and I ran to the bathroom to find this. It’s just day 4 of home school. 10:27 PM - 19 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. hend amry @LibyaLiberty My kids are in the zombie makeup tutorial phase of the quarantine. 11:07 AM - 22 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Molly McNearney @mollymcnearney Quarantine without kids = staycation Quarantine with kids = hostage situation 04:07 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. the thicc husband & father @lukeisamazing parents: little kids when all the schools are closed and they've been in quarantine for exactly two (2) hours: 02:18 PM - 15 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Elie Mystal @ElieNYC I spent half and hour hiding toys and writing riddles as clues to the next toy. The kids found them all in 10 minutes. This is going to be a LONG ass quarantine... 04:45 PM - 11 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. 🥀Tess-timony of a Cesspool Flower🥀(🍺ofDestiny) @TenaciousTess 7am on a school day Me: Kids time to get up and get ready for school. Kids: NO! I'm tired, you suck, go away! 6:30am During isolation from school Kids: Time to get up and get ready for our fight club! Me:NO! I'm tired, you guys suck, go away! 12:23 PM - 24 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Katherine @whatKatydidnext 5yo: "when I have lunch at school, there is always a dessert. I want to check that you know that." 12:36 PM - 23 Mar 2020 Reply Retweet Favorite