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Promising review: "I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It's not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity. Did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hindquarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting than the past-time favorite Everybody Poops. Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene." —Alexandra Collins
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Promising review: "So cute... I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it." —Desert Daisy
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Promising review: "This thing is awesome. Just follow directions and it does exactly what it is meant to do. I am new to wine and I had a hard time with the old fashioned corkscrews, which is why I needed an electric one. It gets my seal of approval, and I am hard to please." —Judy McCarthy-Rhodes
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