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    29 Weird As Hell Gifts You Can Only Give Your BFF

    I wouldn't risk it with anyone else you know...

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    1. A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.

    2. A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.

    3. A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.

    4. A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.

    5. A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.

    6. An adorable coloring book full of cat farts, which are decidedly better to color than smell.

    7. A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend's fingers ~safe~ from the cold.

    8. Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!

    9. A pair of brass balls perfect to dangle from their keys.

    10. Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook — for the foul-mouthed chef thinks cursing at the food makes it taste better.

    11. A hilarious mug or heating pillow dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.

    12. A set of penis lipsticks that will make your friend look so good, they might get a little ~cocky~.

    13. A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.

    14. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.

    15. A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend's heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.

    16. A calendar featuring a different pooping dog for each month. What a doggone great gift.

    17. A fart dictionary that details all the different types of flatulence they might encounter in their day-to-day. They'll have a ~toot~ spotting different offenses.

    18. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?

    19. A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.

    20. A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.

    21. A corgi butt coin purse that looks just like the ~rear~ deal.

    22. A crying unicorn candle that's equal parts creepy and cute — just like your friend.

    23. A toilet-shaped mug that will make their coffee taste less (more?) shitty.

    24. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains to cheer up your friend when they're down in the dumps.

    25. A wacky waving inflatable tube man for their desk. They're gonna learn some great moves from this guy!

    26. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.

    27. A Christmas tree dress for the friend who wants to upstage Santa.

    28. A bowling pin wine opener to give to the person you're always striking out with.

    29. And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.

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