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    29 Weird As Hell Gifts You Can Only Give Your BFF

    I wouldn't risk it with anyone else you know...

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    1. A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $4.79.

    2. A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.

    Amazon

    So they can leave this planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens who like them.

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99.

    3. A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.

    Amazon

    Get five tiny hands in assorted colors from Amazon for $7.49 and get 10 small hands for the mini hands for $9.33.

    4. A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.

    Amazon

    Now they can roll their eyes at your bad singing in a new way.

    Get them from Amazon for $19.99.

    5. A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.

    Amazon

    It comes with six confetti cartridges.

    Get it from Amazon for $6.50 (available in six colors).

    6. An adorable coloring book full of cat farts, which are decidedly better to color than smell.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $6.55.

    7. A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend's fingers ~safe~ from the cold.

    Amazon

    Get two from Amazon for $16.94.

    8. Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!

    Firebox

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $13.97 or Firebox for $16.99.

    9. A pair of brass balls perfect to dangle from their keys.

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    Get it from Amazon for $11.95.

    10. Granny PottyMouth’s Fast as F*ck Cookbook — for the foul-mouthed chef thinks cursing at the food makes it taste better.

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    Make delicious as fuck recipes like butternut squash and apple orgasm, crepes–not crap, bad-ass beef and broccoli, and more.

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

    11. A hilarious mug or heating pillow dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.

    Firebox

    The mug even has a fez hat lid! Could this be any cuter?

    Get them from Firebox: the mug for $21.89 or the pillow for $25.99.

    12. A set of penis lipsticks that will make your friend look so good, they might get a little ~cocky~.

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    Get a set of 12 from Amazon for $14.45.

    13. A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.

    LiciaBeads

    Get them from LiciaBeads on Etsy for $34+ (available in three paper colors and two finishes).

    14. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $11.99, Barnes & Noble for $17.99, Indiebound, or find a copy at your local library.

    15. A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend's heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.

    FromCaliko

    Get it from FromCaliko on Etsy for $12+ (with rubber or metal backing; also available in another skin type, plus shark or crab shapes).

    16. A calendar featuring a different pooping dog for each month. What a doggone great gift.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $16.99.

    17. A fart dictionary that details all the different types of flatulence they might encounter in their day-to-day. They'll have a ~toot~ spotting different offenses.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "I work in a medical clinic and I purchased this book for my boss, since he frequently crop dusts our staff. It's not just the smell but the noise that first made me question my sanity. Did he actually just make a sound that resembled the beat to my favorite song? The tunes he can pump out of his hindquarters are both absurd and intriguing. I thought this book would be more of a joke, but found it rather enlightening! This book is much more exciting than the past-time favorite Everybody Poops. Now when I hear suspicious sounds from the empty exam rooms I can look up and prepare my staff for the malicious odors that are soon to vent our way. Thanks to the Fart Dictionary, we have premonition of what is to come in the bathroom and we can all have a chance to use it before it turns to a rectal crime scene." —Alexandra Collins

    Get it from Amazon for $10.62.

    18. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?

    imaginaryanimal

    Get a set of eight from imaginaryanimal on Etsy for $18.

    19. A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.

    The3DForgeShop

    Get it from The3DForgeShop on Etsy for $37.75+ (available in 15 colors).

    20. A sun-powered gnome with a glowing moon.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "So cute... I already have had lots of comments. A definite conversation piece in the garden. Love it." —Desert Daisy

    Get it from Amazon for $34.99.

    21. A corgi butt coin purse that looks just like the ~rear~ deal.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $4.99.

    22. A crying unicorn candle that's equal parts creepy and cute — just like your friend.

    Firebox

    Get it from Firebox for $25.99.

    23. A toilet-shaped mug that will make their coffee taste less (more?) shitty.

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    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    24. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains to cheer up your friend when they're down in the dumps.

    ClayCreationsForEver

    Get it from ClayCreationsForEver on Etsy for $15.49+ (available as a keychain or necklace).

    25. A wacky waving inflatable tube man for their desk. They're gonna learn some great moves from this guy!

    Firebox

    Get it from Amazon for $8.03 or Urban Outfitters for $12.95.

    26. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.

    Amazon

    Get a set of six from Amazon for $8.49.

    27. A Christmas tree dress for the friend who wants to upstage Santa.

    Forever 21

    Get it from Forever 21: the straight size for $34.99 or the plus size for $39.99.

    28. A bowling pin wine opener to give to the person you're always striking out with.

    Amazon

    Promising review: "This thing is awesome. Just follow directions and it does exactly what it is meant to do. I am new to wine and I had a hard time with the old fashioned corkscrews, which is why I needed an electric one. It gets my seal of approval, and I am hard to please." —Judy McCarthy-Rhodes

    Get it from Amazon for $29.99.

    29. And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.

    Amazon

    Get it from Amazon for $17.99.

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