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    29 Weird As Hell Gifts You Can Only Give Your BFF

    "Here you go, you weirdo."

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    1. A set of cat butt hangers they'll think is the cat's meow.


    Get a set of three from Amazon for $21.67.

    2. A car window decal pretty much made for your favorite sassy mama.


    Get it from Amazon for $4.79.

    3. A bubble wrap suit to give them a look that really pops.


    So they can leave this lame planet and fly through outer space with cool aliens who like them.

    Get it from Amazon for $19.48.

    4. A set of mini hands FOR their small hands. Because pro weirdos like you and your best friend obviously already have small hands.


    Get five tiny hands in assorted colors from Amazon for $7.50 and get 10 small hands for the mini hands for $9.33.

    5. A pair of jumbo googly eyes your friend can twerk into movement.


    Now they can roll their eyes at your bad singing in a new way.

    Get them from Amazon for $19.99.

    6. A mini confetti cannon perfect for you and the bestie that values a truly dramatic high five.


    It comes with six confetti cartridges.

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in six colors).

    7. An adorable coloring book full of cat farts, which are decidedly better to color than smell.


    Get it from Amazon for $6.85.

    8. A candom — aka a beer koozie that will keep your friend's fingers ~safe~ from the cold.


    Get it from Amazon for $15.94.

    9. Or wine condoms to keep their half-finished bottle fresh for later. What a ~grape~ idea!


    Get a set of six from Amazon for $13.97 or Firebox for $16.79.

    10. A pair of brass balls perfect to dangle from their keys.


    Get it from Amazon for $8.95.

    11. A hilarious mug dedicated to you and your friend's favorite scene in Friends.


    It even has a fez hat lid! Could this be any cuter?

    Get it from Firebox for $21.89.

    12. A set of penis lipsticks that will make your friend look so good, they might get a little ~cocky~.


    Get a set of 12 from Amazon for $14.95.

    13. A fancy pair of earrings sporting toilet paper rolls hung the CORRECT way, thank you.


    Get them from LiciaBeads on Etsy for $30+ (available in three paper colors and two finishes).

    14. Hidden Valley ranch ornaments that honors their favorite dressing, even if you're more of a blue cheese fan, personally.

    Hidden Valley Ranch

    Get them from Hidden Valley Ranch for $20.

    15. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.


    Get it from Amazon for $11.89, Barnes & Noble for $17.99, Indiebound, or find a copy at your local library.

    16. A reverse mermaid pin that will fill your friend's heart with appreciation to the gills, no butts about it.


    Get it from FromCaliko on Etsy for $12+ (with rubber or metal backing).

    17. A calendar featuring a different pooping dog for each month. What a doggone great gift.


    Get it from PoopingPooches on Etsy for $14.99.

    18. A set of baby hand soap, because who said fancy decorative soap went out of fashion?


    Get a set of eight from imaginaryanimal on Etsy for $16.

    19. A unicorn neck pillow complete with a hood, for a truly corny effect.


    Get it from Amazon for $30.99.

    20. A spiral staircase perfect for the friend who insists on rolling for initiative in the most dramatic way possible.


    Get it from The3DForgeShop on Etsy for $31.28+ (available in 15 colors).

    21. A corgi butt coin purse that looks just like the ~rear~ deal.


    Get it from Amazon for $4.99.

    22. A crying unicorn candle that's equal parts creepy and cute — just like your friend.


    Get it from Firebox for $25.79.

    23. A pair of moon pillows honoring the best emojis in their phone.


    Get it from SoftDecorMarket on Etsy for $29.75+ (available in three emojis and two sizes).

    24. A toilet-shaped mug that will make their coffee taste less (more?) shitty.

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99.

    25. A pair of matching poop and toilet paper keychains to cheer up your friend when they're down in the dumps.


    Get it from ClayCreationsForEver on Etsy for $16.94+ (available as a keychain or necklace).

    26. A wacky waving inflatable tube man for their desk. They're gonna learn some great moves from this guy!


    Get it from Firebox for $12.89.

    27. An unsettlingly realistic roach pillow to ~squash~ any ideas that you don't give the best (and grossest) gifts.


    Get it from SundayJungleGifts on Etsy for $22.05+ (available in four sizes).

    28. A set of chocolate anuses for an especially ~cheeky~ gift.


    Get a set of six from Amazon for $9.68.

    29. And a santakini, because even Santa needs to work on his tan.


    Get it from Amazon for $17.95.

    Get your weird on!


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