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1. A "Meowbucks" apron so you can feel like you have your own in-home barista-cat. Just don't ask for too many modifications or you might get scratched.
2. A salt shooter that actually works to take out flies.
3. A variety pack of soda for anyone who just really needs to know what buffalo wing-flavored pop tastes like.
4. A pair of boxer briefs that will have you howling with laughter.
5. A trio of opossum finger puppets in case you wanna start a really weird barbershop quartet and need some backup.
6. A "Man I Love Fishin’!" hat that might turn some heads at first glance.
7. A metal tin with a pair of instant undies, in case of emergencies.
8. A funny tee that blends Good Time Robert Pattinson with Twilight Pattison to yield excellent results.
9. A set of human face stress balls so you can get some aggression out without hurting any actual faces in the process.
10. A Shrek toothpaste cap to make all your TikTok dreams (or nightmares?) come true.
11. A pair of hoodie-adorned dolls you'll have a ton of fun posing and cuddling up with.
12. A clear shower curtain with pockets so you can multitask on mornings when you're running late for work.
13. A Neon Genesis Garfieldgelion tee that might seem like an unlikely mashup — until you remember this disturbing comic from 1989.
14. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."
15. A pair of corgi butt slippers. Has this butt craze gone too far? Maybe. Will you still be buying these? Oh look at that, they're already in your cart.
16. A corgi butt bottle opener that is uhmmmmm cute? Look, there is dog caboose merch everywhere these days, so this feels inevitable.
17. Fifty Shades of Chicken — the perfect cookbook for the friend who thinks cooking is sexy.
18. A Raise Hell Praise Dale shirt for King of the Hill fans who know who the best character is.
19. A simple black mug with an important secret message that reveals itself when they add hot liquid.
20. A pair of fish sandals for fisherfolk, marine biologists, aquarium lovers, and anyone who appreciates a weird but cool accessory.
21. A pet moss ball that comes with a teeny-tiny cowboy hat, because accessorizing is so important. OK, let's get it out of our system: Yeehaw!
22. A puking cat gravy boat to ensure no one has an apetite once dinner is served — more steak for you!
23. A pack of six giant catnip joints so you can get high with your cat. That's everyone's dream, right?
24. A giant tongue so you can get really intimate with your cat.
25. An infectious disease coloring book oozing with hours of gross relaxation. This purchase is nothing to sneeze at.
26. A sullen cat candle worth hanging out with on your bad days because misery loves company.
27. And a shrimp-shaped neck pillow, because why the heck not.
Stay weird!
