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1. A pug with a measuring tape for a tongue, so you can make doggone certain your measurements are correct before trying to shove a giant, castle-shaped dog bed through your door.
2. A clear shower curtain with pockets so you can multi-task on mornings when you're running late for work.
3. A pack of wine condoms for people who won't stop saying "penis grigio."
4. A goofy cat trash can to make cleaning up way less clawful.
5. A video game-inspired light switch to make saving electricity feel like a game. I think I'm winning?
6. A pair of bread slippers, aka loafers to keep your feet warm and toasty.
7. A tin of Shakespeare bandages that add insult to injury (but still make great bandages).
8. An elephant ottoman for decor that people will truly never forget.
9. A pair of Mickey Mouse gloves that double as oven mitts. They're so cute, you may just wear 'em all day.
10. A set of human face stress balls so you can get some aggression out without hurting any actual faces in the process.
11. A unicorn bathroom spray that works magic by ridding the bathroom of any foul odors before they even have a chance to arrive.
12. A pair of mirrored glasses so you can enjoy a good book or TV show without bothering to sit up.
13. A pair of fondue mugs for anyone looking to dip their toes into the world of fondue. I personally, would like to dip my whole body into a vat of melted cheese, thank you.
14. A salt shooter that actually works to take out flies.
15. Ginormous shovel hands to make leaf-removal a kinda fun chore.
16. A knit beanie with a built-in beard so you can enjoy the warmth of facial hair without having to invest in beard oil.
17. A foaming clay mask to turn skincare into a total gigglefest.
18. A pet umbrella that might seem silly until your dog finally agrees to go out in the rain.
19. Finger claws to make you feel like a tiny dinosaur while chowing down on wings. But like, a really clean dino, because your hands will be spotless.
20. A set of "sock monsters" who will make you smile, especially when you see how well they keep your socks together in the laundry.
21. Wine lip tint to stain your lips almost as well as if you just downed a bottle of merlot.
22. Cat-paw tongs, because your cat puts its paws on all your food anyway.
23. A pimple popping device that's hilariously gross but also a great way to keep you from squeezing the real zits on your face.
24. A hilarious little face scrubber to help you remove excess oil and dirt. Your face will be blackhead free, but you might have more smile lines after using this little guy.
25. A whimsical bookmark for people who wish they could have dropped their house on the Wicked Witch of the East. Smooshing her inside a book will have to do.
26. Cord ties with long tongues to keep you from getting your wires crossed.
27. A Deadpool mousepad that's frankly your breast chance at getting proper wrist support.
28. A sauce holder that clips onto the air vent of your car so you can dunk your nugs in that sweet sauce, hands-free.
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