1. A colorful keyboard in case you've seen all those TikTok desk setups and started to feel a bit jealous.
2. A trio of window planters you can hang right above the window. Bam! Lots of light for the plants and easy decor for you.
3. A Mystical Fire packet that will turn your boring old fire into rainbow flames. Camping has never felt so rave-like.
4. An Iron Flask insulated thermos mug that works just as well as competitors to keep liquids hot or cold, but at a fraction of the price.
5. A leaping dog hair claw so cute, you'll wonder if you can clip your hair to the *front* of your head so you can see it all day.
6. A sleek-as-heck USB alarm clock that seemingly every nightstand has been sporting lately. And with good reason! It has two USB ports for easy charging.
7. A color changing umbrella with white droplets that turn different colors in the rain.
8. A color-changing showerhead so you can have a solo rave party in the shower.
9. A cherry blossom garland to add some spring charm to your home, regardless of what the outdoors looks like. It can snow all it likes, but you'll still feel like you're relaxing in a flower patch.
10. A handheld light you'll be ~over the moon~ for.
11. A humidifier that looks like a little dog ready to blast off into space in their reindeer rocket ship. Why isn't this a movie yet?
12. A faux-leather floor pouf you can fill with stuffed animals, old clothing, raggedy towels, or anything else you'd otherwise get rid out. A classic rags-to-riches (aka, cute home decor) story!
13. An LED collar to keep your dog safe on night walks and to give yourself a free light show.
14. A birthday cake candelabra for anyone who wants that haunted gothic mansion charm 24/7.
15. A spiral notebook with a surprise inside — highly pigmented eyeshadow! Everyone *take note* of this amazing beauty find.
16. A set of thick velvet slip covers to instantly transform your drab couch into something new and fabulous. Goodbye, stain-covered gray couch and HELLO new couch of my HGTV dreams.
17. A cute miniature wastebasket happy to hang out on your counter or desk so you always have a place for little pieces of trash that would otherwise clutter up your space.
18. A mini desktop dog park because dog parks are the best places on earth so having one nearby could only help.
19. A miniature greenhouse kit so you can finally achieve your dreams of opening a plant store (for ants).
20. A ceramic dog that's already worth welcoming into your home, but get this — peek under the hood and you'll find a secret watercolor palette inside!
21. A carbonated clay face mask to turn your face into a hilarious foamy delight. Best of all? It has actual benefits like cleaning out pores and fighting blackheads.
22. A pearl necklace with a pinky promise charm that will make for a truly darling accessory. I...promise.
23. A pair of cute polka dot slippers that come together to form a piranha plant when not in use. Strategically place them wherever you wanna repel plumbers in red hats.
24. A three-pack of Fishwife's tinned smoked rainbow trout for a treat that's as delicious for the tastebuds as its packaging is for the eyes.
25. A pack of vibrant tarot cards proving that the future's looking bright.
26. A super satisfying-to-squeeze stress ball in one of three Nickelodeon-esque shapes. Squeeze 'em like it's 1999!
27. A magazine rack that looks like a drawing of a classy, classic magazine rack that popped off the page. It'll be a sleek way to display magazines, letters, and — OK — clutter.
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28. A teeny-tiny tree house (with ladder and all!) that you can nestle in your houseplant. Fingers crossed a lil' fairy moves in.
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Get it from AmazingPlantHouse on Etsy for $27.67.