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    I Guarantee You'll Like One Of These 34 Random Products

    You'd have to be dead inside not to be delighted by at least one of these things.

    We hope you love the products we recommend! All of them were independently selected by our editors. Just so you know, BuzzFeed may collect a share of sales or other compensation from the links on this page if you decide to shop from them. Oh, and FYI — prices are accurate and items in stock as of time of publication.

    1. A pack of moon stickers because your stationery addiction is not just a ~phase~.

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    Get a pack of 45 from PaperGameCo on Etsy for $2.25.

    2. Scanwiches — a photo book filled with scans of delicious looking sandwiches.

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    Get it from Amazon or Barnes & Noble for $19.95, or a local bookseller through IndieBound here.

    3. An alcohol-themed dog toy so everyone can enjoy a "hair of the dog" in the morning.

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    Promising review: "I don't always buy dog toys, but when I do, I choose something that will make me laugh. This toy is perfect for the most interesting dog in the world." —redhead7211

    Get it from Amazon for $9.95 (available in nine styles).

    4. A tiny bag of goldfish soap you don't even have to win at the carnival to take home.

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    Get it from Blingiddyup on Etsy for $3.50 (available in four colors).

    5. A subscription to Lunarly — a service that sends you plants, crystals, and other goodies before each new moon.

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    Get it from Lunarly for $40/month.

    6. An ice pop beach blanket so you can really ~rocket~ this summer.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $24.99 (also available in 23 other styles that you really need to check out).

    7. A cat toilet brush to make you actually want to clean your bathroom RIGHT MEOW!

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    Promising review: "This is beyond adorable. My only qualm is that the toilet brush has to be positioned exactly right inside the holder or the whole thing topples over. It is bearable though, especially if you are mostly looking for cute bath decor." —Linzi WaDeLucchi

    Get it from Amazon for $16.36 (black) or $15.50 (white).

    8. A La Croix planter for people who are truly committed to their fizzy perfume water.

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    Get it from HelloHappyPlants on Etsy for $55.

    9. A pair of flower slip-ons that are a cut above the rest.

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    Get it from Ban.do for $55 (available in sizes 36–40).

    10. A tea infuser that's the ~spitting~ image of a llama.

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    Get it from Amazon for $9 or Urban Outfitters for $10.

    11. A charming collection of bookmarks that represent all the journeys your book can take you on.

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    Get a pack of 30 from Amazon for $7.99 (available in six styles).

    12. A pet tag or keychain with a title we can all agree on.

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    Get it from Boldfaced on Etsy for $11.

    13. A notebook that understands your password frustrations and gives you a place to keep 'em all.

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    If cursing isn't your thing, try this more subtle one.

    Get it from Amazon for $5.95.

    14. 26 feet of fucks so you can freely give a fuck whenever you want.

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    Get it from Firebox for $10.79.

    15. A car decal or pair of sweatpants for people who know Lilo and Stitch is one of the best Disney movies of all time.

    amazon.com, thinkgeek.com

    Get the decal from Amazon for $4.99 or the sweatpants from Thinkgeek for $24.99 (available in sizes S–2XL).

    16. A pearlfect lamp you won't be able to clam up about.

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    Get it from Typo for $29.99.

    17. A unicorn umbrella so rainy days can feel downright magical.

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    It has eight multicolor LEDs and designs that change colors when wet. There is a light switch/dimmer on the handle.

    Get it from Amazon for $32.99 or Firebox for $40.29.

    18. A sci-fi nutcracker because even traditional nutcrackers aren't resistant from losing their jobs to robots. :(

    amazon.com

    Promising review: "This is so stinking cute! Cracks nuts well, very bright. Not the most sturdy, I have to hold it at its waist when cracking nuts so his legs don't come off, but I didn't expect a wooden nutcracker to be indestructible. Total win for my family!" —May1015

    Get it from Amazon for $16.56+ (available in two styles).

    19. An embroidered mesh shirt that comes in a variety of styles for every type of fashion ~stitch~.

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    *buys immediately*

    Promising review: "The rose embroidery is so gorgeous on this top! I absolutely love the way it fits, and it feels nice too. Very trendy. I would definitely recommend to a friend." —Amazon Customer

    Get it from Amazon for $12.99+ (available in sizes XS–L and 11 styles).

    20. A Starbucks frapp candle so your house can smell as good as a heaping pile of whipped cream and caramel.

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    Get it from ChanelleNovosey on Etsy for $11.

    21. Or a cactus candle you'll make a ~point~ of saving for only the most special occasions.

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    Get it from ZOETSTUDIO on Etsy for $19.10 (available in six scents or unscented).

    22. OORR a wonderfully scented candle that's inspired by your home state.

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    For example, Kentucky smells like bourbon, praline, rich cedarwood, vanilla, tonka bean, and a touch of mint.

    Get it from Amazon or Homesick Candle for $29.95.

    23. A pair of Mickey Mouse slippers perfect for wearing while enjoying some Saturday morning cartoons.

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    Get it from Typo for $24.99 (also available in 16 other styles).

    24. A No Face shirt for anyone who really relates to the phrase "I want to eat everything!"

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    I recommend sizing down!

    Get it from Dorkypop for $32 (available in sizes XS–2XL).

    25. A tapir enamel pin worth partying for.

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    Get it from LOVEisSOUP on Etsy for $12.

    26. A luxurious lip balm with coconut oil, vitamin E, and shea butter for silky smooth lips.

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    Promising review: "This lip gloss or gel glides on effortlessly, and tastes and smells amazing. It feels like you are putting on a super expensive lip restoration product, when in reality it's an affordable everyday lip gloss. It helps your lips to feel soft and moisturized while allowing for the prettiest glossy sheen. It's buildable, so you can use as little or as much as you want! The more you add, the glossier it is. Since I bought this product, I've used it every day multiple times a day and I haven't wanted or needed to wear any other lip product, which is strange for me since I usually wear lipstick on a daily basis. I will definitely be repurchasing, as well as recommending it to my friends!" —Lacey

    Get it from Amazon for $12.

    27. A cute but deadly compact mirror you'll be totally addicted to.

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    Seriously kids: Don't smoke!

    Get it from ilikeCATSshop on Etsy for $13.85.

    28. A pack of travel toiletry bottles so cute you'll never forget to pack them.

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    Promising review: "What a cute set for traveling! Before taking a trip for a week, I found out this animal set of bottles that could hold shampoo, body wash, moisturizer, etc. And it is my best purchase ever on Amazon! It looks cute plus it does not leak at all. What more you can ask for?" —Amazon Customer

    Get a set of three from Amazon for $13.99.

    29. A rainbow one-piece that will make a hue-ge impression on everyone.

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    Get it from Boohoo for $24.

    30. A beer shampoo bar for a different kind of ~sudsy~ shower.

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    This soap is the equivalent of two bottles of liquid shampoo and is great for traveling.

    Promising review: "Great Product. Washing your hair with it feels absolutely decadent. The smell is not overpowering, sort of gingery. I tried other shampoo bars (Maple Hill Naturals shampoo and conditioner bar and J.R. Liggett shampoo bar) and they don't come close to the quality of this shampoo bar. The price may be much higher than that of the other two brands I tried, but it is well worth the money. Even when washing your hair every day and with sensitive scalp issues, your hair and scalp stay smooth and clean. I have natural untreated silver hair, which is healthy, but very fine. And even though it does not create miracles and give me a head of voluminous full thick hair it is giving it enough volume so that I don't need other hair products to blow dry my hair." —Angelika Teal

    Get it from Amazon for $13.25.

    31. A pack of lucky cat erasers great for people who aren't lucky enough to solve their crossword on the first try.

    amazon.com

    Get a pack of six from Amazon for $6.

    32. A pair of dangling earrings dedicated to everyone's favorite rolly-polly mammal, the armadillo.

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    Get it from FoxandFlock on Etsy for $22 (available in six colors).

    33. And a shell earring stand to show them off on!

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    Get it from BonMaxie on Etsy for $18.86 (available in five colors).

    34. A sorry and not sorry sweater duo for you and the best friend you unapologetically love to death.

    iconicduo.com

    Get the sorry and not sorry sweatshirts from Iconic Duo for $42 each.

    35. And an apathetic mug to help you get through early mornings at the office.

    amazon.com

    Get it from Amazon for $10.99.

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    Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.

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