1. A cable-knit sweater for your coffee because everyone should look and feel their autumnal best.
KJayHarding
Get it from KJayHarding on Etsy for $5.99 (available in three colors).
2. An insulated mug to keep your hot beverages actually hot. No one wants to leave the house with a cup of almost-ice coffee.
3. A pair of snuggly Ugg ankle boots for when you want the comfort and warmth of a classic Ugg but without the big cumbersome shape.
Pick up some waterproofing spray so you can wear them in slushy weather!
Promising review: "Not water-resistant, but the comfort is amazing and the color is on point. They are warm too." —Desiree C.
Get it from Amazon for $139.95 (available in sizes 5–12 and 16 colors).
4. A crochet sprout for your headphones so you can pretend to be a Pikmin while gaming from deep inside the couch cushions.
5. An oversized scarf that's one part fashion and two parts a shield from the winter winds smacking you.
6. A pair of sheepskin insole inserts to add the snuggle factor to your slippers.
7. A no-nonsense maxi ready to go to great ~lengths~ to make you look good.
8. An unreasonably cuddly throw blanket that you should only buy if you plan on hibernating underneath it until April.
9. And a throw blanket so snuggly, you'll find yourself fighting over it with family members and pets alike.
10. A truly spectacular custom snow globe you can personalize with your OWN HOME. Nothing cozier than watching a blizzard when you don't have to experience it firsthand.
This is kind of the ultimate splurge, so if you're looking for something more affordable check out this one.
Get it from SnowDayProject on Etsy for $580+ (available in two sizes).
11. A pair of lined mittens so all your fingers can huddle together to stay warm.
12. And a pack of hand warmers, because sometimes mittens aren't enough when temperatures hit the "screw you" numbers.
13. A Midnight Melody perfume oil that boasts a relaxing blend of tuberose, sweet orange, ylang-ylang, amber, and petitgrain. It comes with an amethyst inside (cute), and is said to promote peaceful sleep.
14. A boxy pullover sweater that just looks really, really soft. This winter, let's all go full chinchilla-mode.
15. An inflatable AirFort for cozy hangs in the living room. Bring in a star projector, snacks, and a laptop, then enjoy a movie night under the stars.
16. A fuzzy tote to make it feel like you're still in bed cuddling your teddy bear.
17. A pair of fleece-lined sweats happy to hug your legs in their warm embrace.
18. An Ostrich head pillow to fully block out the visual horror that is... everything found outside your bedroom.
19. A flowy long-sleeve frock you can just throw on and go.
20. A set of lavender-scented pencils so you can journal while being engulfed in a relaxing floral scent.
21. An oversized option with cool Guy Fieri-approved flames to give the appearance of extra toastiness.
22. A subscription to Book of the Month because you're going to need SOMETHING to do while hiding inside from the cold weather.
23. A cult-favorite down jacket that thousands of people swear by for staying super warm and looking like a trendy marshmallow.
24. A mug warmer to keep your coffee hot, no matter how cruelly cold your home office gets.
25. A pair of fleece-lined leggings that are basically just blankets for your legs.
26. A portable crock pot so you can enjoy a hot meal, even if you're nowhere near a working microwave or stove.
27. A thick Carhartt beanie, because keeping your noggin warm does a world of difference.
28. A pair of thick crew socks to keep your tootsies safe and warm. Bonus: They come in fun patterns that'll look cute popping out over the sides of your boots.
29. A plate and cup set that makes it looks like your cuppa is sitting on a cushy throw pillow. The comfort! The style!
Reviews have been edited for length and/or clarity.