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    Candice Swanepoel Takes Me On A Naked Jungle Adventure (NSFW)

    When I think “sexy, nude supermodel,” I think “rainforest.” Unfortunately, then I think “Rainforest Cafe”... and believe me, no matter how hungry you are, that place won’t seat you with a visible erection.

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