12.88 Times Paul Blary Smocked The Hoonk

We all know Paul Smocked a Honk or two when off duty - to pretend otherwise in this socio-economic clime would be laughable, almost hopeless. But how many hanks really were hecked to high smonk? We here at Buzzfeed will not rest until every Hoonk has been uncovered. We will leave no Smonk unhonked, no henks unhoonked, and Paul Blary will be brought to justice.

1. 1. Smonked a Honk or Two

Is this a man who doesn't smonk honk?

2. He Smook'd that Hocking Heck

Curse you, West Grange Pavilion Mall

e) Conspirators

This guy is definitely in on this. Who do you think bankrolled Paul Blart 3, Big Pharma? Look at that smirk. Soon enough the puppet Kevin James will be dethroned and this dolphin will take his place at the head of the mall hegemony.

3.1. Danging Honkers Smooking Where They Have No Right

Why doesn't Paul wear longer socks? It's a disgrace.

4.6692: Bet on Hoonk

Who is this man? Why is there only one photo of him available to the public? Where is Jason Bourne?

5. FAST PAUL 4 SMONK

Your time in the sun will end soon enough, and ours - for in the end, dust conquers.

7. Well, now your goose is smonked

Blary tries to escape the partridgarchy but the pigeons (and the hoonk) are a little too strong for him... Will he make it?

2. 6.

I knew Paul would try to buck against me, and making me forget the number six is just like him! Luckily for me I had a picture of his smiling face next to a number.

3. 6.66. Oh No.

Devil's cabbage courses through your blood as that hoonk you henked hekles you pink and smonking smooks you to high heck

8. When You Smok the Absolute Fattest Hoonk

I don't feel too well

9.101 Smekkling heeck

Via the meme-o-sphere

Q: What will future generations think when they unearth what we leave behind?

A: Smock the phattest hoonking heck.

9.102. What a Steamy Man

Smeckk that bad boy Blary! Honkk damn!

10.910. Hoonkin Snekk in the Mall

Kevin James? More like Paul Blart: Mall Cop, right?

11. A Smonk Gets Out of Hand

We've all been there Blary

12.87. She's Gonna Smonk!

Hecking hot smonk - get out of there Paul, while you still can!

12.876. A Picture Smonks 12.88 Hoonks

The Government

They say a picture smonks 12.88 hoonks - and this one is no different.

12.89. Hoooking egg

Goodnight, sweet Prince.

We've all been there. We get home, put our feet up and smekl a quick hock to wind down. But I think there's a lesson for all of us in the behaviour of one Paul Blary, smonk-honk extroadinaire. Thank you, O smoonk.