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Women Want Pockets And We Want Them Now

This shit is political.

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So why, WHHYYYYYY is it the case that most women's clothes don't have any effing pockets?

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There are literally millions of women out there, staring bemused at the heavens, shaking their fist and asking this question.

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Could it, perchance, be part of a centuries-old, patriarchal conspiracy?

I am CONSTANTLY AMAZED by men who don't know that the history of pockets in women's clothing is, & has always been,… https://t.co/dP1YJnWXQv

Could it?

Historically, men were afraid women might hide something incendiary or dangerous in their pockets. Like pistols or revolutionary pamphlets.

COULD IT?

I shit you not, women don't have pockets in their clothes because men were terrified we'd be hiding a weapon or reading material in there.

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And, no, we don't want your goddamn fake pockets. Those things are fucking insult.

why do?? clothing companies?? give us?? fake pockets?? i thought i had ninja zippers. THANKS FOR THE DISAPPOINTMENT

GIVE US SOME FUCKING POCKETS! BIG ONES! DEEP ONES! AND GIVE US THEM NOW!

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