8 Types Of Fuckboy You've Probably Experienced If You're A Woman

Fuckboys, fuckboys everywhere.

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1. The lead singer in the band.

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Just because he has long hair and sings about love doesn't mean he's not one of the world's most relentless fuckboys. He’s like a groupie processing plant. Probably has syphilis.

3. The fuck-buddy fuckboy.

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“Let’s not put a label on it”, he says, kissing your stomach, and heading south. Translation: I’m living like a polyamorous medieval king with zero responsibility, and I like it that way.

4. The utterly shameless, doesn’t-care-who-knows-it fuckboy.

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He's gorgeous, and he knows it. He ploughs through women like a combine harvester. For some messed-up reason there’s a little bit of your brain saying, You can change him. But of course you can’t. OF COURSE you can’t.

5. The sensitive writer.

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A fuckboy in camouflage. He lends you his favourite book, he’s smart, he's thoughtful. He writes you a poem. Oh, and he’s sexting another girl the whole time.

6. The feminist.

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He was brought up by his mum, and he has three sisters. He was genuinely upset when Hillary lost the election, and made a big thing about going on the women’s march. One small thing, though… He can’t keep his dick in his pants, and his girlfriend's the last to know.

7. The squirty, dorky guy you got with because you thought he’d be a good person, and WTF how is he a fuckboy?

8. "The dog ate my homework” fuckboy.

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"Sorry, babe, I was at my mum's," "I had to work last minute," etc., etc. He's got 1,001 excuses for why he keeps letting you down, and unfortunately none of them are the truth: that he's a fuckboy of the highest order.