Buzz·Posted on 11 Aug 201726 Tweets Only Evil People Will Laugh AtDark comedy is the best type tbh.by Becky BarnicoatBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. 2. 3. ️ @anuscosgrove i was so high that i thought gpa meant grade point average and then i realized she meant her grandpa who is dead 11:29 PM - 21 Feb 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Brandon Carbaugh @BMCarbaugh At my funeral, I want the organist to start playing "Pop Goes the Weasel" really slowly, until everyone is staring at the coffin in dread 10:40 PM - 04 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. Tokyo Sexwhale @tokyo_sexwhale Can't stop looking at this photo of a cat falling off a table. 01:40 PM - 06 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. frog enthusiast @trashlord5000 bob is dead 05:22 PM - 03 May 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. Hippo @InternetHippo me: hi do you take walk-ins the morgue: what 12:56 AM - 20 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 8. Curtis @stxry_so_far Korean streetwear speaks to me on an emotional level 06:59 PM - 21 Jun 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. 10. She'sARealGenius @ShesARealGenius [Me, watching my murderer wipe down everything as I'm dying]: "Oh, you don't have to do that, don't worry about it." 02:54 AM - 29 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. meme god @MEMESG0D Put this in your pocket when you go to get baptised 05:52 PM - 01 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Bread Savage @papasuncle Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks. "Congrats" on your baby. Congrats on "your" baby. Congrats on your "baby". 11:28 PM - 23 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. Jeanne Hulme @jeannes_jargon Facebook: Essential oils. Snapchat: I'm a bunny! Instagram: I ate a hamburger. Twitter: THIS COUNTRY IS BURNING TO THE GROUND. 03:43 AM - 28 Jul 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Steve Suckington @SteveSuckington Autocorrect saved my job again 08:44 PM - 27 Jun 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. A Scoff @GiveItUp4_Ty This May Be My Last Tweet 12:12 AM - 03 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. 17. 18. rudy mustang @rudy_mustang Me: have a nice day sir *guy leaves store, gets hit by car crossing street* *i run out, kneel beside him* what did I just fucken tell you 05:31 PM - 29 Mar 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. Ken Norton @kennethn Millennial: your generation got houses and jobs Boomer: yes but we lived with constant fear of nuclear winter Millennial: hold my avocado 09:38 PM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. Christian @nopoweradeinusa I'm being proactive rn with this whole north korea thing, that's right, I'm on the toilet with a cowboy hat so I can leave a funny skeleton 12:37 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Bilge Ebiri @BilgeEbiri Can't lose the 2020 election if there is no 2020. 07:40 PM - 08 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. Sam Grittner @SamGrittner My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die." 04:56 PM - 13 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. Paul Black @paulbIack Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram 09:04 PM - 14 Sep 2016 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Saucy Kensington @Book_Krazy Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password? Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily] THIS IS A FUNERAL Me: *[Types in] THIS IS A FUNERAL 03:49 PM - 14 Jun 2014 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Mr. Drinks On Me @Mr_DrinksOnMe My friend's cat is out here trying to collect some insurance money. 10:56 AM - 09 Aug 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 26. dream ghoul @TheDreamGhoul MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead* MUGGER: ??? ME: I'm thinking. 01:39 AM - 24 Feb 2015 Reply Retweet Favorite