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16 Very British Tweets About The Greggs "Jesus Sausage Roll" Scandal

"Nothing but respect for my lord and savoury."

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And, this being Britain, it didn't take long for people to go online and exploit the furore in the name of pastry-based jokes...

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Only in England would there be an issue where Greggs have to apologise for replacing baby Jesus with a sausage roll… https://t.co/tiILVquM2s

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@BuzzFeedUK How disrespectful to our lard and savour.

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Mary and Joseph spend the £20 voucher offered by #Greggs in apology.

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Leonardo Da Vinci portrait of Christ sells for record $450.3 million in New York auction #greggs

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Jesus fed 5000 just once, #Greggs feed millions every day but they don’t go on about it. #Greggs

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Greggs preparing its Easter meal deal special.

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I'm sorry like but Jesus was born over 2,000 years ago so how can anyone stand up and say he wasn't actually a saus… https://t.co/Z18celyBBI

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Once in royal David's city Stood a lowly cattle shed Where a mother laid her baby In a manger for his bed Mary was… https://t.co/CWyICwQsfh

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Lord Jesus, backwards, is Susejd Rol. Greggs know.

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Greggs replaced Jesus with a Sausage Roll. Nothing but respect for my lord and savoury.

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#Greggs sorry for replacing JC with sausage roll

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I'm sorry, the old Jesus can't come to the phone right now Why? Oh, cos he’s not a sausage roll that’s why

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They missed a trick by not adding the three pies men #Greggs #AdventCalendar

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Buyer of $450m da Vinci painting immediately regrets sending it to Greggs for restoration work:

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Don't see any problem with what Greggs have done, seeing as Jesus backwards is sausage

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Starting a new religion. Who's in? #Greggs

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