1.
Trying to tuck your pubes under your bikini when you go swimming because you forgot to wax or shave.
2.
Everything about hair removal cream: the time it takes, the messy removal, the disgusting smell.
3.
Getting 5 o'clock stubble on your legs.
4.
Wearing a vest, putting up your hair, and realising you haven’t shaved your armpits.
5.
Suffering a horrendous in-grown hair rash on your bikini line.
6.
The pain and humiliation of the bikini wax.
7.
Shaving with a cheap razor.
8.
Catching a glimpse of yourself in full sunlight and discovering you have a lil' 'tache.