1.
Static hair clinging to your cheeks and mouth, or flying out in strange directions.
2.
When your hair takes on the exact shape of your hat.
3.
Going out in a thick jumper and coat then sweating because you’re too warm.
4.
Being amazed at how hairy your legs become after a little neglect.
6.
Suddenly realising your hairy ankles are on display when you sit down.
7.
Having to shave just your ankles.
8.
Dealing with your tights falling down.
9.
Then ripping them when you pull them up.
10.
Neglecting your feet for three months.
11.
Leaving your toenails for ages, then cutting them and losing the nails in the carpet.
12.
Needing to apply lip balm every five minutes.
13.
But still having massively chapped lips.
14.
Secretly eating the bits of dry skin you pick off your lips.
15.
Getting some sort of eczema or dry-skin condition in an odd place.
16.
Dusting flaky bits of skin off and watching them fall like snow.
17.
Having to deal with a scarf, coat, jumper, shirt, skirt, tights, and knickers when you go to the toilet while out shopping.
18.
Trying to stop snot coming out your nose without making that gross snortling sound (at least until you are home).
19.
Taking off your jumper and accidentally flashing your bra.
20.
Taking off your coat, and realising your skirt has ridden up round your waist due to friction.
21.
Still having to deal with boob sweat even though IT'S NOT FUCKING SUMMER ANYMORE.
