1. These exact shoes held together with elastic bands.
2. Extremely glamorous ladies' tights that won't stay up.
3. The biggest pants you've ever seen in your life, but at such a reasonable price.
4. Suspiciously cheap electrical items.
5. A balaclava for when you're planning an armed raid.
6. A permanent £5 sale.
7. Shaggy rugs in difficult colours.
8. Terrible slogan T-shirts.
9. Yes, let's save water you & me.
10. Super-cool Union Jack underwear.
11. String vests.
12. Amusing spelling mistakes.
13. ~Sexy~ underwear.
14. Lots of neon essentials.
15. Like, loads of neon essentials.
16. All the essentials you could possibly want in neon are available at a British market.
17. Literally anything you can dream of in the Burberry print.
18. Something from a high street chain being sold at a knockoff price.
19. A luxury super soft fleece blanket in a plastic case.
20. Bold towels.
21. Highly glamorous bedding in a plastic case.
22. "Designer" handbags.
23. Accurate copies of designer clothes.
24. Leggings which seem such good value until you discover they aren't designed to fit over a human arse, so you give them to the charity shop.
25. MAN socks. For men.
26. Amazing "Nikes" at incredible low prices.
27. Weed fashion.
