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9 Exciting Sex Milestones For All Couples

First time you have sex. First time you have failed sex.

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1. First time you have sex.

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You don't know which buttons to push yet – you're a bit self-conscious. First-time sex is clunkier, chafier, and slightly more awkward than you imagined.

4. First time you have failed sex.

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Maybe you're tired, maybe you're drunk, maybe you're high – for whatever reason, at some point you're forced to conclude that this sex is not going to...well, conclude.


5. First sex in an ~unusual~ place.

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So maybe joining the Mile High Club is too much to ask on EasyJet when there's only one toilet and EVERYONE WOULD SEE AND HEAR YOU. But there are plenty more places to tick off your list – like the disabled toilet in the shop. Hot.

7. First time you have sex in their childhood bedroom.

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If you're lucky it's been given a beige makeover and turned into the guest room. If you're not, just try not to make eye contact with "Teddy".

9. First time you realise you haven't bothered with another sex position for a while.

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Some things just don't get boring, and a brilliant sex position with the person you love is one of them.