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The horror!!
The film that ruined sleeping and dreaming for you.
This was a British programme, but if you haven't seen it watch it immediately because it's fucking terrifying.
One Halloween in the '90s, the BBC showed this supposed "documentary" about a family being haunted by a poltergeist. Even though it was fake, the whole thing was presented as real, with familiar presenters, live phone-ins, and jerky camera footage.
Horrific events unfolded involving two little girls and some sort of demon called Pipes. It was like the BBC version of The Exorcist aired at tea time on national TV with loads of children watching. There are rumours that people literally died of fear from watching it.
Even if you didn't see Child's Play as a kid, the horror of Chucky filtered through to you and made you scared to be alone with dolls.
Never watch this film if you value being alone, as you will think there is an evil doll waiting for you in the shadowy corner of the room forevermore. I literally wet myself when I saw it as a 10-year-old at a friend's sleepover.
It was incredible, no-holds-barred horror for children, broadcast on Nickelodeon. Every episode was just that bit more scary than it probably should've been.
Which was about a little girl who gets turned into a porcelain doll. This is her halfway through her transformation. So fucking chilling.
This is something that should never, ever, under any circumstances happen in a children's film, for the sweet love of all that's holy.
The stories are creepy as hell, but the drawings are next-level horror. Look at her rotting flesh rendered in graphite with such detail and care.
They showed a child's corpse in a film aimed at 10-year-olds.
She holds him with her trunk and sings him a lullaby, and your heart rips in two, and FFS Walt Disney, why did you burden us with such sorrow?
There's something about the super-realistic textbook drawings that are so damn horrible. That guy lying in his coffin with blood on his mouth... *shudder*
Hahahahahaha!! This is what "children's films" were like in the '80s! What a time of sweetness and purity.
For some unknown reason all British children were forced to watch this surreal and horrifying programme at school. Like, was it meant to be educational?? At one point some characters got stuck in quicksand, which gave all British children a fear of quicksand, so I guess we learned something.
It's the way his eyes bulge out. Yak.
The Groke is a mysterious dark mound, and wherever she goes the ground freezes and all the plants die. So, you know, she basically symbolises the unstoppable march of death.
You can't make a generation of children fall in love with a cute homesick alien, and then throw him in the river like a piece of discarded salami, and expect those children to be OK. We are still not over this.
The pointed, bloody nails forcing their way out of his fingertips. His evil yellow eyes. The look of fear on his face. 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩 😩
The precious little velveteen rabbit gets abandoned, thus teaching tiny readers early on that this is a cruel and heartless world.
Just awful. Gave you a lifelong fear of your pets going anywhere near mud or water.
Maybe it came on TV one night when your parents were out, and you watched it, and good grief you were never the same again.
Waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh.
A little carefree boy is happily playing in the sea on his yellow lilo, and the next thing you know there's a commotion in the water and then the lilo, tattered and torn, drifts to the shore in a plume of blood. It was nice when the sea was fun, and paddling was fun, and lilos were fun, but those times are over.
You know that bit in Friends where Joey shuts The Shining in the freezer? That was you with all the Point Horror books.