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What you thought it was: A quirky story about an Australian wallaby and his dog having lots of adventures after emigrating to the US.
What it actually is: A triumphant exercise in the art of the sexual innuendo. Rocko's favourite hobby was "jacking". His favourite game was "Spank the Monkey". His dog was called Spunky, and in one episode has sex with a mop. The list goes on.
What you thought it was: An innocent (if slightly annoying) cartoon about a little boy and his family.
What it actually is: If you believe the urban legend, Caillou is a cartoon about a boy with cancer, which explains why he's bald. His parents are too scared to stand up to his rude, bratty behaviour because he's dying. Some even darker interpretations claim that Caillou's already dead, and the entire show is his grandmother telling stories about his life.
What you thought it was: The wacky escapades of a cow and a chicken who happened to be sister and brother.
What it actually is: A kinky-as-fuck tale of a cow and a chicken with (seemingly) human parents. "Momma had a chicken! Momma had a cow! Dad was proud! He didn't care how!" went the theme tune. So like, Momma was screwing the farm animals? Dad didn't care, but maybe we do? Cow had a disturbing fixation with her own udders, and episode names included "Tongue Sandwich", "Grizzly Beaver Safari", and "Horn Envy". One episode, "Angry Beavers", was banned by Cartoon Network after complaints that it was too sexual.
What you thought it was: A show about a duelling cat and mouse with lots of cartoonish violence where everyone was always OK in the end.
What it actually is: A show about a duelling cat and mouse with lots of cartoonish violence where the characters end up so depressed that they both kill themselves on a train track.
What you thought it was: The madcap antics of a sea sponge and his colourful group of friends in an underwater atoll.
What it actually is: Some people believe SpongeBob and his friends are the mutant fallout from the real-life 1954 Bikini Atoll nuclear test. This explains the talking, walking crab, starfish, chipmunk, etc. Clues to the history of Bikini Bottom include a magazine called Toxic Waste Monthly and frequent mushroom cloud explosions.
Oh, and – according to another theory – Mr Krabs is the sugar daddy of Pearl.
What you thought it was: A surreal cartoon about a boy and his adoptive magical dog brother having adventures in the Land of Ooo.
What it actually is: A glimpse into the screwed-up, mutant-riddled future that awaits humanity, 1,000 years after nuclear war destroys planet Earth as we know it.