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I'm going to try out some comedy on this train journey. Stand up? No thanks, I'll sit on the floor.
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Corbyn actually gave his seat to Harambe but you won't read that in the MSM https://t.co/PuvwruwLLL
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Two nuns in the bath and one says "where's the soap". A shocking example of overcrowding and lack of basic supplies caused by Tory NHS cuts.
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"Jez leave it" *in the distance* "MARX WAS A TIT" "JEZ IT'S NOT WORTH IT"
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when ur on the lash and see ur ex with another man
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Jeremy Corbyn must do the decent thing. Prune that rosebush outside his front door so he doesn’t have to duck under it every morning.
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