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    If The Daily Mail Wrote About Disney Princesses The Way It Writes About Actual Women

    There'd be a shitload of pregnancy rumours.

    1. If the Daily Mail wrote about Disney princesses the way it writes about actual female celebrities, it would spend a lot of time "celebrating" their bodies like a pervy uncle.

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    2. But if they didn't stay a trim size 6, we'd be the first to know about it.

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    3. And, of course, they mustn't get too thin either...

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    4. They'd write endlessly about the princesses' love lives. We'd know who was single, who was dating, and who was lonely and left on the shelf.

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    5. And there'd be lots of speculation about a princess who wasn't looking for a prince.

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    6. The princesses' outfits would be a source of much excitement and outrage, especially if they were in any way revealing.

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    7. There'd be absolutely no room for fashion mistakes. The style police would weigh in if a Disney princess wore the same dress twice.

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    8. There would SO. MANY. PREGNANCY RUMOURS.

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    9. And if there was no chance of a pregnancy rumour, there'd be an important article about the tragedy of a princess putting her career before motherhood.

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    10. Any Disney princess who wasn't suitably feminine would raise eyebrows.

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    11. The older Disney princesses would have it hardest of all. It would be front-page news if they had any work done...

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    12. And front page news if they didn't.

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