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Can You Survive This Horrific Game Of British Celebrity Would You Rather?

Would you rather shrink, and spend the day in David Cameron’s pants or Jeremy Corbyn’s pants?

Would you rather wipe Ant's bum or Dec's bum?

Would you rather be trapped on a very, very small desert island (like 5m square) with Katie Hopkins or Nigel Farage?

Would you rather do a poo in front of Grant or Phil Mitchell?

Would you rather snog Boris Johnson or Theresa May?

Would you rather shit your pants and have to ask for a clean pair off Tom Hiddleston or Idris Elba?

Would you rather be trapped in a loveless marriage, with no hope of escape, to Piers Morgan or Simon Cowell?

Would you rather smell a corgi's fart or the Queen's fart at very close range?

Would you rather spend the rest of your life stuck in a tiny room with Jeremy Clarkson or just disappear of the face of the earth tomorrow?

Would you rather pick cake out of Mary Berry’s teeth or Paul Hollywood’s teeth?

Would you rather have really, really, really bad sex – like the worst, most awkward, embarrassing, messy, unsatisfying sex anyone's ever had – with Adele or Benedict Cumberbatch?

Would you rather clean up the vomit of Holly Willoughby or Philip Schofield with your bare hands?

Would you rather be bored to death, like literally killed due to dull as fuck conversation, by Katie Price or Geri Halliwell?

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